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Song Parodies -> "Deep-Fried Muppets"

Original Song Title:

"Curbside Prophet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jason Mraz

Parody Song Title:

"Deep-Fried Muppets"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I want a deep-fried muppet
With a cheese doodle up it
And I'm waiting for a bucket of some
I want a deep-fried muppet
With a big bowl to cup it
Till I'm licking up the puppet crumbs

You see it started way back on Ses'me Street
When I saw the first time something good to eat
Like a fat-free recipe in '83
At the beginning of a ballgame, Windy City Whitey Sox
Bought a Big Bird, slurped it up with some lox
Now addicted to the fix, with a pickle on the dish
So diggety-lish, diggety-lish
Diggety-lish, lish, lish, lish

I want a deep-fried muppet
With a cheese doodle up it
And I'm waiting for a bucket of some
I want a deep-fried muppet
With a big bowl to cup it
Till I'm licking up the puppet crumbs

I add some watery, watery cress
To my muppet, muppet mess
And it ain't no to-do that I blew my whole calorie count
Along with large amounts of stuffing up the duff end

Cause I will always pounce upon Elmo again
He'll soon be on my menu of smiles
And I filet the Muppet Babies in the Martha Stewart style
With a bag of Fraggles in the deep-fat fryer

I'm a gourmet dishin' up a nice Miss Piggy pork pie
Muppets are toast when I broil and I broast
Because I batter and I baste, I'm makin' fine Fozzie roast
Praise to the host of the kitchen patrol with the most

Now the Snuffleupagus
Is an hour a pound for grillin', in the backyard post-killin'
And I've got Kermit the Frog in the blender for an ender
You'll say, "I like this lush, yummy green mush!"
Need more dessert? Well, have some churned Ernie and Bert

With your deep-fried muppet
With a cheese doodle up it
While you're waiting for a bucket of some
And have a deep-fried muppet
With a big bowl to cup it
Till you're lickin' up the puppet crumbs

You want a deep-fried muppet
As you whipped-butter up it
While you're waiting for a bucket to have some
And have a deep-fried muppet
As you sit on your tuffet
Till you're chokin' down a coupla Tums

See I'm a deep-fat fryer, neck-bone fricasseer
With my muppet parts I fritter away
And they're a dilly in chili, with a silly visibility
Fix 'em homestyle, cookin' with Wessonality
Muppets on a spike
The little tykes will like
While they shout and say
"Yay, this muppet's tasty!"
They like to eat Miss Piggy while they watch "The Muppet Show"
They say, "The host is Patrick Swayze!"

Hey hey hey! Somethin's different on my plate today
Now I get the nooner deal at the Henson Deli

Hey hey hey! Somethin's different on my plate today
Now my diet plan includes Twiddlebugs and Telly

A deep-fried muppet lunch
A can't-beat puppet brunch
A deep-fried muppet lunch
A neat-sweet puppet punch
A Cookie-Monster munch

And I'm waitin' for a bucket, I said a-waitin' for a bucket of some now
Fun chow...kung pow Oscar...

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Matthias - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
I parodied this song, Dave parodied this song but this is probably my favorite parody of this song that I've read. Just a hilarious original idea and I can tell you right now that with this you have a really good chance of winning the Jason Mraz round :D
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Rob Arndt - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
As the Swedish Chef would say: Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
That's easy for you to say!
Mark Scotti - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
"Can you tell me how to cook......Sesame Meat!"...LOL
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
With Grover gravy!
AFW - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like a good idea to me, we deep fry everything else...zany fun
Porfle Popnecker - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I never tried any of the weirder deep-fried stuff like candy bars and whatnot. I did make some homemade eggrolls once that were really good, but really greasy too. Now I don't deep-fry anything. I even bake my tater tots and french fries.
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sick.

(dktos; abstain from voting. if you get any ones, they'r not from "moi".)
Porfle Popnecker - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sick...that's slang for "good", right?
No - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
No.
Porfle Popnecker - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll take that as a "yes."
Peter Andersson - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I AM a Swedish Chef (at least in my own home) so I too will say "Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork 555" Now I just gotta figure out what that means. ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Whatever it means, I'm all for it!
Phil Alexander - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) Make mine an Animal burger on a Sesame Street bun
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
This was way weird coming from you, Porfle, but I appreciate that your style is not easily identifiable. What a demented concept! Some chorus changes would have benefited you here (note your fellow Curbside Prophet-eers in this Artistry round). It will be difficult to guess which will come out on top!
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Rex - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) After eating all this you just might Rowlf. And this parody makes me want to resurrect and update an old joke: "This is delicious! What do you call it?" "Well, until this morning, we called it Kermit." This one really ticked my deep fried funnybone.
Porfle Popnecker - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the tasteful comment!
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A delightfully twisted idea set to a really tricky OS nets you big 5's, Porfle my man!
Porfle Popnecker - March 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Your comment nets you a big thanks!
Blaydeman - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You get points for uniqueness as well as funnyness. Good job!
Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
This one has some tricky rhyme schemes, I should know, and there were some that caught you off guard. The repetitive nature of the chorus also catches you a bit, BUT the idea is fantastic and overall I enjoyed this one despite the nuances I just mentioned.
Porfle Popnecker - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Cool!

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