Song Parodies -> You Slow
| Original Song Title: | "Im Yours" |
| Original Performer: | Jason Mraz |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Slow" |
| Parody Written by: | Lynman |
DArwin awardees song
Well you dumb dumb and you still didn't know it
I tried to tell you but you are so over confident
You talking full of crap
You got this memory gap
Before my psyche will run out
From your idiotic intention
It's going to make it worse yet with divine intervention
I believe its against our rule to propagate your gene pool
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Well open up your eyes and see you ain't like me
Try to bring your plan and your grade is D
Search your body and try to find your head head head head
Listen to the people from all around sympathizing with me
This is not a conspiracy
You really god forsaken right to have head head head head
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Theres no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
Youve been spending way too long fig'ring your mole in the mirror
and poking sev'ral times thinking it might give you some answers
It started talking to you
And you gain a new face and laughed
I guess your mole is telling you that it got a better IQ
Told you to disappear in this world of stereotypical people
Giving you some light
And overcome this plight
Don't contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
There's no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
Well open up your eyes and see you ain't like me
Try to bring your plan and your grade is D
Search all your body and try to find your head head head head
Listen to the people from all around sympathizing with me
This is not a conspiracy
You really god forsaken right to have head head head head
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Theres no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
I tried to tell you but you are so over confident
You talking full of crap
You got this memory gap
Before my psyche will run out
From your idiotic intention
It's going to make it worse yet with divine intervention
I believe its against our rule to propagate your gene pool
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Well open up your eyes and see you ain't like me
Try to bring your plan and your grade is D
Search your body and try to find your head head head head
Listen to the people from all around sympathizing with me
This is not a conspiracy
You really god forsaken right to have head head head head
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Theres no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
Youve been spending way too long fig'ring your mole in the mirror
and poking sev'ral times thinking it might give you some answers
It started talking to you
And you gain a new face and laughed
I guess your mole is telling you that it got a better IQ
Told you to disappear in this world of stereotypical people
Giving you some light
And overcome this plight
Don't contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
There's no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
Well open up your eyes and see you ain't like me
Try to bring your plan and your grade is D
Search all your body and try to find your head head head head
Listen to the people from all around sympathizing with me
This is not a conspiracy
You really god forsaken right to have head head head head
Don’t contaminate no more no more
Please do not breed, You slow
Theres no need to complicate
Our world is fine
This is your fate, you slow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLfDkSmWh4Y
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