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Song Parodies -> "Asteroids"

Original Song Title:

"Bandages"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hot Hot Heat

Parody Song Title:

"Asteroids"

Parody Written by:

Cherrios

The Lyrics

In recent weeks, there has been a lot of news about Asteroids. Which is a bummer because if one hits pretty much 99.9999% of the earth's living forms will die. Or so the experts say. This is the 4th Parody of Cherrios. Check it out!
Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
You can see them on a University's telescope.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

These killer asteroids, come from the asteroid belt.
Chunks of rock and metal, grinding their way towards earth.
I wonder if it will hit My Town^, like all the other stuff that has.
I've been tripping from watching CNN too long.
I've been drinking caffinated drinks, so I won't fall asleep.

These asteroids, have a lesser chance of me going to the moon.
But I still be shaking from Fox News Channel.
I've been drinking and drinking too many caffinated drinks.
Feels like my head is spinning round and round around around around around around...

Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
You can see them on a University's telescope.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

These killer asteroids, come from the asteroid belt.
Chunks of rock and metal, grinding their way towards earth.
I wonder if it will hit My Town^, like all the other stuff that has.
I've been tripping from watching CNN too long.
I've been drinking caffinated drinks, so I won't fall asleep.

These asteroids, have a lesser chance of me going to the moon.
But I still be shaking from Fox News Channel.
I've been drinking and drinking too many caffinated drinks.
Feels like my head is spinning round and round around around around around around...

Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
You can see them on a University's telescope.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

Scientists say, 'Don't worry now, don't worry now, don't worry cause it's all under control.'
'Don't worry now, don't worry now, don't worry cause it's more than eleven years away.'
'Don't worry now, don't worry now, don't worry cause we got new data'
'Don't worry now, don't worry now, don't worry cause it probably won't hit us'

'Don't worry now, don't worry now, don't worry cause it will go into the sun.' The Sun, The Sun, The Sun, The Sun, The Sun, The Sun, The Sun, The Sun.

Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
You can see them on a University's telescope.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

Asteroids in the sky thousands of miles from you.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.
You can see them on a University's telescope.
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.

Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.....
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.....
Asteroids Asteroids Asteroids.....

Asteroids Asteroids have no advantages.
Yeah

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HerresLana@hotmail.com - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Suck it, fool.

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