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Song Parodies -> "Today Today"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight Tonight"

Original Performer:

Hot Chelle Rae

Parody Song Title:

"Today Today"

Parody Written by:

Taylor R. Smith

The Lyrics

If you don't like the "King George" line and the "How's Drinking a Slushee Going to Show Us Who Should Or Shouldn't Be In God's Army?" on "We Are Not Gonna Work Together", then you're not gonna like the "Make me a sandwich" joke and the "And you're gonna dig without shovels or picks ta boot!" on this.
(spoken)
Um... Your highness... Ahh... The king was wondering if you could make him a sandwich.
It's three o'clock in the morning.
...Ahh... yeah... but he says that he's the king and whatever he says goes.

(sung)
Uno, dos, tres

It's been a really really messed up week
Seven days of torture, seven days of bitter
And my girlfriend went and cheated on me
She's a California dime but it's time for me to quit her

La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn't matter, la la la, oh well, la la la

We're going at it today today
There isn't a party on the rooftop top of the world
Today today and we're not dancing on the edge of the Hollywood sign
I don't know if I'll make it but watch how good I'll fake it
It's all right, all right, today today

I woke up with a strange tattoo
Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket
And it kinda looks just like you
Mixed with Zach Galifianakis

La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn't matter, la la la, oh well, la la la

We're going at it today today
There isn't a party on the rooftop top of the world
Today today and we're not dancing on the edge of the Hollywood sign
I don't know if I'll make it but watch how good I'll fake it
It's all right, all right, today today

You got me singing like
Woah, come on, ohh, it doesn't matter, woah, everybody now, ohh

Just don't stop let's keep the beat pumpin'
Keep the beat up, let's drop the beat down
It's my party dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out

Just don't stop let's keep the beat pumpin'
Keep the beat up, let's drop the beat down
It's my party dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out

It's you and me and were runnin this town
And it's me and you and we're shakin the ground
And ain't nobody gonna tell us to go cause this is our show

Everybody
Woah, come on, ohh, all you animals
Woah, let me hear you now, ohh

Today today there isn't a party on the rooftop top of the world
Today today and we're not dancing on the edge of the Hollywood sign
I don't know if I'll make it but watch how good I'll fake it
It's all right, all right, today, today
It's all right, all right, today, today
Yeah it's all right, all right, today, today

Just singing like
Woah, come on, ohh, all you party people
Woah, all you singletons, ohh (even the white kids)

Just don't stop let's keep the beat pumpin'
Keep the beat up, let's drop the beat down
It's my party dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out

Just don't stop let's keep the beat pumpin'
Keep the beat up, let's drop the beat down
It's my party dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out
It's

(spoken)
And you're gonna dig without shovels or picks ta boot!!
How we gonna do that?!
You figure it out! And you... you can go back and tell your people you just made their lives even more miserable! Now get back to work!!!
C'mon, Mac.
Whah!!
(C) 2008.

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Holiday With Steve Lamacq In Sutton Bridge Farm - March 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I thought you were doing The Smashing Pumpkins' tune also called Tonight Tonight

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