I can't speak perfect English
They made me translate classics, all the same
But I will not relinquish
The script I've been preparing for this game
It's as great as the script for "Zelda 1"
And you will "have a fun!"

CHORUS [1]:
"Dodongo dislikes smoke"
Those are the words the old man spoke
I only speak Engrish, it's true
So "a winner is you"

The boss says I've been slacking
He with his L's and R's, to follow suit
So maybe I did write in:
"To travel far, just pray this magic frute"
And that made all the gamers scratch their heads
So Boss is seeing red

CHORUS [2]:
I've found a job of great success
Of all the guys on staff, they like me best
Cause otherwise, what would they do
Without "a winner is you"?

And a winner is you
And a winner is you
And a winner is you

I can't speak perfect English
My boss is really starting up a fuss
He says that he will vanquish
The fact that "all your base belong to us"
I gasp and say "it just can't be true!"
So now I'm singing to you:

CHORUS [3]:
I had a job of great success
In all my time, they liked me best
But now, Engrish simply won't do
And the winner is you.
(Repeat CHORUS [1])