Song Parodies -> We're No Longer Together

Original Song Title:	"We're All In This Together"
Original Performer:	High School Musical

Parody Song Title:	"We're No Longer Together"
Parody Written by:	Pink Panther

For this parody to make sense, you will have to read these other parodies of mine. First, read my parody called "Bitch Girl", then read my parody "Crazy Girl". If you've already read those two, you may proceed. The guy that dumped me in "Bitch Girl" for the Bitch Girl is back! She dumped him for a now-9th grader who was a hunky football player last year. I ran into him at the pool. I freaked out and in the end decided to ignore him, but he saw me. He came up to me with his tail between his legs, asking to have me back. I got another boyfriend, the lifeguard, as you know from my parody "Crazy Girl". He was sitting up on his chair, looking extremely cute and occasionally looking over at me and winking. We were planning to have fun in the pool when his shift was over, and we did that after I exploded in the other guy's face for asking me out again. This is what I said, written in song format:

Whoa!
No!
Alright, here we go!

God damn it, God damn it, God damn it, it can't be
God damn it, God damn it, oh no oh could it be?
God damn it, I think it, might be him, is it him?
God damn it, God damn it, is it him? Shit it is!

I was shocked when I saw you at the pool
But I avoided you (yeah yeah)
You saw me (oh) and looked at me with sad eyes
You looked so very blue

(Go away!)

So you want me back after what you did
Don't you know I hate you? (know I hate you)
I doubt that you
Have ever heard of karma
'Cause you're just so damn stupid

[CHORUS:]
We're no longer together
Get the hell
Over it
I'll never
Go back with you
We're no longer together
She dumped you
No surprise
But I've got a guy

God damn it, God damn it, God damn it, it can't be
God damn it, God damn it, oh no oh could it be?
God damn it, I think it, might be him, is it him?
God damn it, God damn it, is it him? Shit it is!

You love me
Because your Blondie ditched you
You're dumber than I thought (than I thought)
You asked me out once again but I have moved on
I hope you're distraught

I met someone else- now we're together
He's sweeter than you...

[CHORUS:]
We're no longer together
Get the hell
Over it
I'll never
Go back with you
We're no longer together
She dumped you
No surprise
But I've got a guy

We're no longer together
Jesus Christ
Go away
Know inside
You can't make it
We're no longer together
I loathe you
You dumped me
Can't get me back

God, just move along
You really don't got it goin' on
Stay out of my house
You're not welcome anymore
Stop talking to me
I hate you and I'm not free
You will never be mine
Yeah I'll be fine
Get out of my world

[CHORUS:]
We're no longer together
Get the hell
Over it
I'll never
Go back with you
We're no longer together
She dumped you
No surprise
But I've got a guy

We're no longer together
Jesus Christ
Go away
Know inside
You can't make it
We're no longer together
I loathe you
You dumped me
Can't get me back

Stop talking to me
I don't care if you are free
You will never be mine
Yeah I'll be fine
Get out of my life!

I hope you liked it! I love getting votes and comments, so if you liked this, do that. Thanks! (By the way, the guy walked off with tears in his eyes after I rejected him. He almost made me cry when he dumped me in such a cold manner, so I'm glad to see that. Yay!

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Ashley - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I've been reading your parodies for a long time and have been following your relationship story ever since "Bitch Girl". I'm glad you got back at that guy. What an idiot! If that ever happened to me I'd slap him in the face. Paced smoothly, and very funny. 5's

Pink Panther - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Ashley. I'm glad you liked it! You are correct: that guy is an idiot. Now that I think of it, I should have slapped him across the face...

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Song Parodies -> We're No Longer Together

"We're All In This Together"

High School Musical

"We're No Longer Together"

Pink Panther

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