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Song Parodies -> "TobaccoNBreass"

Original Song Title:

"Alcohaulin'Ass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hellyeah

Parody Song Title:

"TobaccoNBreass"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

all about the flesh bags from the female gender
Cmon
A little bit of D cup,
A little bit of C.
There's still some room for B,
And a little more for weed.

Love 'em when they're freezing,
And when they're pointing right at you
Those boobies are like heaven,
And they go so well with chew.
Cmon

Tobacco and breasts,
Two double Ds are the best.
Tobacco and breasts.
Tobacco................and breasts.

Puff a little Tourney,
A Camel won't do.
Love wacky tobaccy,
And a cigarette or two.

Loading on nicotine,
And a flesh bag or two.
These knockers are my heaven,
And they go so well with chew.
(YEAH CMON)

Tobacco and breasts,
Two double Ds are the best.
(yeah cmon)
Tobacco and breasts.
(love those bouncy)
Tobacco................yeah!!!!!!!!!


They're so bouncy,
Swinging left to right.
Got me horny,
Man they're out of sight.
I've seen a millions tits,
Big ones and small ones too.
I've seen them fat and small,
But there's just two things left to chew.
Along with all this.

Tobacco and breasts,
Two double Ds are the best.
(yeah cmon)
Tobacco and breasts.
(love those bouncy)
But there's just two things left to chew.
Along with all this.
Tobacco and breasts,
(smoking weed with tits)
Two double Ds are the best.
(two triple Ds are the best)
(yeah cmon)
Tobacco and breasts.
(love those bouncy breasts)
Tobacco and breasts.

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