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Song Parodies -> "Election Sludge"

Original Song Title:

"Bröder Blod"

Original Performer:

Hel

Parody Song Title:

"Election Sludge"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Voting Day will be upon us Tuesday and I decided to fire off one last POTUS Candidate parody. Hel was a Viking Metal band from Sweden that featured dual female leads and they sure are melodic (Their music is sung in Swedish) along with a decent backbeat, perfect for a frenetic and biting parody... Enjoy! Gotterdammerung - Twilight of the Gods Bork - "To defame or vilify (a person) systematically, esp. in the mass media, usually with the aim of preventing his or her appointment to public office; to obstruct or thwart (a person) in this way."
Election Sludge

(Sung to Bröder Blod - Hel)

Eleven eight twenty sixteen is upon us now
The US faces Gotterdammerung!
There's supposed to be a good side to this; I can't see it now
Because the candidates are throwing bovine dung!!

Your two main choices are from the further part of hell!
Feel the doom they'll visit upon us all!
Elections somehow have gained a foul rotten smell!
Our backs are once more flat against the wall!!

Election sludge is trending spilling out of the landfill!
To render our Republic so impure!
The bullshit that they peddle is delivered very shrill!
You know we have to Bork these two for sure!

Hillary is a criminal while Trump is full of self!
The TCF it caters to her greed!
It falls to the electorate; put these clowns upon a shelf!
Unless you want to see our Republic bleed!

Hillary is red and yellow behind red, white and blue!
While Trump thinks this is Reality TV!
The electorate hasn't massive funds so what else can they do?!
At least you'll get a parody from me!!

Election sludge is trending and it doesn't look that good!
Republic situation is code red!
Calling to the electorate in all the neighborhoods...
Wake up now or our Republic might be dead!

Franklin said we had a Republic if we were vigilant!
What would he think if he saw things today?
He would shake his head as he said we've been negligent!
And now we might have lost the USA...

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What really hurts: - November 09, 2016 - Report this comment
These two really DO represent the vast majority of the country; and Gary Johnson and Jill Stein (who are no prizes either) represent most of the rest of it.

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