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Song Parodies -> "Retro Sweets Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Retro Sweets Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is about some classic sweets that I like including candy shrimps and bananas, cola bottles, bon bons and cherry lips.
Uh huh, eat those sweets
All you kids munch munch those shrimps with me


A few times I've been down that shop
And I haven't spent more than £1
'Cause I am a retro sweets girl
I am a retro sweets girl


Ooh ooh, eat those sweets
Eat those sweets

I saw you eating cherry lips
And you didn't think that I would nosh them
Gwen Stefani has bright red lips
And those sweets remind me of her
You should be ready to snack
Don't want that Black Jack
It is very minging
Gotta spit it out
That's right, put your bon bons down
They're tastier for me



So that's right kids, meet me at the sweet shop
No liquorice, no aniseed twists
Both those sweets are absolute mingers
But they're not the only ones
So I'm gonna buy cola bottles instead
Gonna share them all
Gonna give them to you
Darn right, I am such a darling
Another one bites that sweet



Let me see you eat those shrimps and bananas

Those shrimps and bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S (X3)



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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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Blethar - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Bit of mis-pacing, but still quite funny and an original take. I also liked how you worked in the "B-ANA-NAS" chant. 4-4-5. Keep up the good work.

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