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Song Parodies -> "Anorexia"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Anorexia"

The Lyrics

Yyyech, prissy b****.
Scrawny whore. Got no meat, just ribs.

You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat.
A twig, look likes we could snap you in half.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!
You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat.
So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!

You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.
You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.

I heard that you were starving, see.
You're a skinny chick, fat-free Stefani.
People see your scrawny white a**, getting ever the more tight, yup.
You're a weedy little scrag. Gotta feed you fast.
Gotta keep your lunch down, gotta bake you chow.
Skin's tight like your bum-bum now. Getting ever the more slight, yup.

You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat.
A twig, look likes we could snap you in half.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!
You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat.
So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!

You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.
You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.

You eat light food, eating diet peaches.
Not sensible, you noodle creature.
Gross to just want to be more thinner. You frickin' weigh eighty-one.
Prima donna's lithe. Gotta shovel in more.
Gobble cakes et al and some chocolates for you.
Get wide, get your a** expanding. As Gwen Stefan' bites her lunch.

You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat.
A twig, look likes we could snap you in half.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!
You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat.
So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!

You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.
You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.

Let me hear you say: this chick is cadaverous!
(She"s-a-thin-and-stringy-priss.)

This chick is too slender!
(She's-a-slim-and-skinny-priss.)

Amen! This chick is cadaverous!
(She"s-a-thin-and-stringy-priss.)

This chick is too slender!
(She's-a-slim-and-skinny-priss.)

You're too slight. Losing those pounds of fat.
A twig, look likes we could snap you in half.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!
You're too lithe. The world is round, you're flat.
So you get stuck down them cracks in footpaths.
Like an $18 crack whore,
You're lank from anorexia!

You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up lips.
You? Eww. Asthenic, just a wisp.
You? Eww. Fasting chick, pinched-up

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 38

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 4
 
 3   3
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Figgy - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
As far as i can tell the pacings pretty much off on every other line and it's not really in the least bit funny considering the fact anorexia isn't funny 3-1-2
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Figgy's made most of the points I wanted to make, but they're all right. This wasn't very good 222
Your Mom - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know what your talking about. I thought the pacing was almost perfect. As for funnyness anything can be funny if you put enough exaggeration on to it, like this song. Have that view and pretty much all the parodies on this site would be not funny on account of the topic. So i gave 5-4-5 great job even though i love gwen.
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS so no vote but Gwen must weigh like 95 lbs. PS- $18 Dollar crack whore? Maybe a syllable thing but $7 would work too. :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What is this? Your Mom actually has to explain to someone that Brattonian pacing is always flawless? Shame, Figgy and DAK, SHAME. And Red Ant, "$18 crack whore" rhymes better with "aint no hollaback girl."
EmiLoca - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't "$18 dollar crack whore" repetitive anyway, Red Ant?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
*GACK! WRITHE!* Curse your Archille's-heel spearing comments!
Your Mom - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
$18 dollar crack whore repetitive? i don't get it..
Red Ant - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
No, around here 18 dollars would get you crack whores ( PLURAL ). $18 dollar crack whore is not " repetitive " but any oxymoron in itself almost as the phrase I've heard is " ...$2 dollar crack whore ". What I was implying that was apparently misunderstood is that the line " $18 crack whore " has 6 syllables spelled out when written " eighteen dollar crack whore " just as $7 crack whore would have the same number of syllables and be more accurate. :)
EmiLoca - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
What I was getting at was $18 = 18 dollars, whereas in rural areas of Iowa, $18 = Seventeen ninety-nine. Oh yeah, Luke...this one made me giggle.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant, the Australian dollar is not as strong as the US, so when converting, $18 is about right.
Made you giggle? Well, that's nice. What I was actually getting at is- FOOD FIGHT!

*hurls cabbages*
Figgy - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I dont even follow the dollar part cos im british and crap with conversions but I dont think knowing that would change my opinion
EmiLoca - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, that would explain the pacing problems, Figgy. Don't you British have to chop an extra syllable off of every word in order to comprehend it? Oh wait, that's just me. I guess what I'm trying to get at is...OH NO YOU DIDN'T BEEZ-SNATCH!!!

*dumps buckets of molten carrot-flavored fruit snacks*
Queen Latifah - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeeer, yo work dat health food, grrrrrl!
MigratingCoconuts - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok, bud thats not funny. The pacing was off. If you listen to the song as you read the parody, its off. Anorexia is not in the least bit funny, especially the way you put it.
Starlette Victory - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing's off and it's not funny at all, nor is it geared to raise awareness.
Gwen Stephony - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
contrast: (n.) 'a striking dissimilarity between two opinions.'
Spam - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, but Gwen 's not all that skinny. You should put Lara Flynn Boyle's name in there. THAT I'd read! Great rhyming, though.
william - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but anorexia is very very serious. And this parody is just not funny at all. It's about a very serious thing and you're making it sound funny when it's just plain offensive, and upsetting. 2-1-1
tricia - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
anorexia is not funny, period.
Morgan - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I believe that anorexia is a mental illness and not funny what-so-ever.
RS - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I find this song very offensive. I am dealing with anorexia and this song made me cry. How is anorexia funny? It's not. Go through it before you write about it.
Stella - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This is insensitive and thoughtless. Anorexia is not something to laugh at.
linnéa - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
it's so sad that some people don't take anorexia and other eating disorders seriously, how can people be so ignorant and make a joke out of something that's tormenting a lot of people today? it's real to them.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not making fun of anorexia. I'm making of fun of the way Gwen Stefani is seen as a role model for girls, with her thin figure perpetuating body image ideals that lead to anorexia. I'm saying "You're seriously considering this skeletal look to be something to aspire to?" Anyone who thinks I'm making fun of anorexia here is an official tard.
Katieee - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Im sorry, but I really don't like this. Even if you didn't mean to, you're making eating disorders seem like a joke. You're not only making fun of Gwen Stephani, but EVERY girl with anorexia, or bulimia. Those without a problem would find it funny, but someone suffering can take it offensive. Try thinking about that next time.
EmiLoca - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Anorexia is hilarious. Just... putting that out there.
Freak - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Anorexia is NOT hilarious, fµcktard. It's a serious disease. And besides, Gwen can be seen as thinspiration, yes, but she's not the cause of Anorexia. She, and other skinny girls, may trigger the disorder, but they're NOT the cause. Try making a parody about autism. Same sh!t, same fµcked up humour.
iDontcare - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
this is sick. People die of anorexia. Yes, self inflicted. but it is a mental illness...would you make fun of a sociopath? sick.
-_- - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
anorexia is not funny. this parody is sick and should be removed by the site. anorexia is a serious mental illness and it is not humerous to make fun of it!
EmiLoca - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
...anorexia is hilarious?
lol I love when people over-react =] - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I know these people are whining about anorexia but this is a parody... GET IT? A parody of the song... cuz Gwen is a little too thin. Nobody cares about other peoples opinions on anorexia. Everyone knows it's a mental illness. And I've gone through it, still am, and I find this very funny. =] lol Freak, I'd read about something on autism. I have a son with autism and he's funny. Don't be so up-tight, yo. Jake, my man, this parody rocks. =]

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