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Song Parodies -> "Vending Machine Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Vending Machine Song"

Parody Written by:

Stephanie Sammons

The Lyrics

huh this my shit
why does this always happen like this

everytime i wanna tasty snack
the vending machines gotta act like that
it gives my dollar back
ergh
it gives my dollar back
ergh
my belly's gotta hunger attack
and this machine is actin pretty whack
it gives my dollar back
ergh
it gives my dollar back
ergh

ooh i want chips, i want chips
ooh some chex mix, some chex mix

you no your sick and tired of it
but your hungry so uve got to use it
then you slide a dollar in to get a snack
but it spits it right back upp
u take the dollar back
grab a new one from the stack
here the choo choo sound as it spits it outtt
thats right turn it upside down rubben it to straighten it up

everytime i wanna tasty snack
the vending machines gotta act like that
it gives my dollar back
ergh
it gives my dollar back
ergh
my belly's gotta hunger attack
and this machine is actin pretty whack
it gives my dollar back
ergh
it gives my dollar back
ergh

ooh a sandwich, a sandwich
ooh some chex mix, some chex mix

you no u want u some cookies
C-O-O-K-I-E-S
i want me some cookies
C-O-O-K-I-E-S
you no u want u some snicker
S-N-I-C-K-E-R
i want me some snicker
S-N-I-C-K-E-R

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Song Spoofs/Parodies - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I love this parody! Good work. The vending machine has rejected my money lots of times. It's even stolen it!

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