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Song Parodies -> "Oprah Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Oprah Bitch"

Parody Written by:

The_Flamingo

The Lyrics

Oh yeaa, this is my bitch.
All the women watch this shit.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch

I watched Oprah since it came out,
All I do is sit on me couch.
Watchin’ Oprah give away cars
And Tom Cruise act like he's from Mars.
Nothin’ can stop me from watchin’ her show
Even Dr. Phil, he a old hobo.
Shut the hell up girl, do you mind?
It’s Oprah time…

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch

That’s right ho, it’s the Oprah hour
Time to get jiggy, have Oprah power.
Sixty minutes of Oprah non-stop
That Tom Cruise must be smokin’ pot.
So I’m gonna watch, do ya hear?
Gonna get my booty into Oprah gear.
Oprah for 2008, hell, I’ll be her runnin’ mate.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch

Let me hear you say this crap is Oprah
O-P-R-A-H OPRAH!
[This crap is Oprah]
[O-P-R-A-H OPRAH!]
One more time
This crap is Oprah
O-P-R-A-H OPRAH!
[This crap is Oprah]
[O-P-R-A-H OPRAH!]

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah I watch night and day
Buyin’ her half eatin waffles on ebay.
Coz I a Oprah Bitch
I a Oprah bitch.

Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch
Oprah, Oprah, this is my bitch, this is my bitch

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J-Dog 007 - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Hilarious Oprah Parody!!!

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