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Song Parodies -> "Am I Sexy, Or?"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Am I Sexy, Or?"

Parody Written by:

Jarrod Carter

The Lyrics

What is my weight I wonder?
Is it over fifty?
I guess as the years go by,
Now I weigh thee.
(Tick tock)
Like a cat on fire in a moving car,
I want to get my weight to stop this awkward ness. Now!
What if they say my weight is a ninety-niner?
Naturally I am worried since I'm doing it alone.
Who really care cause my life is just so bloody great,
Take a chance my weight mightn't grow,
Am I sexy, OR?
(Tick tock)
(I'll take a chance you silly ho)

As my weight goes through my anxious ears I go,
I know it's just so great I want to kill no body. YAY!
I was born to blossom and some other stuff.
I'm so happy I can feel my sex chromosomes.
I know it's so messed up how I was oh so upset,
Life is short I'm so skinny,
Look at my weight now
I'm a super hot female
I could get a million dollar contract,
And they will be waiting for my hot stuff
I'm so sexy, yea!
I can't wait to go to lovely Japan
I will have many, fans
In Osaka, Tokyo.
The Harajuku Girls
Damn I've got some wicked style.
Look at my weight now
I'm a super hot female
I could get a million dollar contract,
And they will be waiting for my hot stuff
I'm so sexy, yea!
(I've taken a chance you silly ho)

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Pacing: 1.9
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Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 7

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Olvan The Terrible - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Takes too many lines straight from the original song.
Migratingcoconuts - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish people would just leave her weight alone, just because she is skinny, and their not that skinny, doesnt meant they have to trash her for it. Also, pacing was off, and the lines really do come straight fromt the original

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