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Song Parodies -> "Fulla Plaque Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Fulla Plaque Girl"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Boy meets girl... girl has atrocious dental hygeine, boy tells girl to get her act together... girl doesn't... ho-hum
Uh-uh, breath smells sh*t
All my girls have had teeth like this

Few times you've been eatin' snacks,
But you ain't been cleaning 'em - that's a fact
'Cause they're all just fulla plaque, girl
Your teeth are mouldy black, girl

Few times they been coming slack
'Cause they keep forgetting "clean round the back"
Yeah they're all just fulla plaque, girl
Your breath - it smells like cack, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

This bird I knew her teeth were sh*t
And there's nothing she would do to fix it
People see them moudling like that
Making everybody throw up
So I attacked, tried to fight the plaque
Got a new toothbrush, and I scrub her mouth
Tough fight, put her bon-bons down
Getting tooth decay fired up

Few times you've gave floss a whack
And I think you've started to get the knack
But you're still too fulla plaque, girl
Yeah i've been keeping track, girl

Few times your routines been whack
Til I found a brush in some bric-a-brac
And you're still just fulla plaque, girl
The leader of the plaque, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

I aint being rude, but you're needing dentures
No rewarding for your misadventures
And the dentist says twice a day, but you only seem to brush one
So i'm gonna fight, never mind if you bawl
And if your teeth fall out then you can keep 'em
That's right it's the last new filling
Another hole gets a crust

Few times we've been going back
And the dentist says that your teeth won't crack
Unless you don't fight the plaque, girl
They better be spick and spack, girl

Few times you been shouting "yack!"
But the mouthwash doesn't quite taste like that
And it's helping fight the plaque, girl
Don't think of eating snacks, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

Let me hear you say your teeth are bananas
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Your breath is horrendous!
h-o-double r-d-oos!
This sh*t is called mouthwash
m-o-u-t-h and wash
And now you've got dentures
De-n-t-u-r-e-s

Few times they've been coming slack
And the dentist's asking "what's the crack?"
'Cause he thinks you're fulla plaque, girl
We don't like fulla plaque girls

Few times we've been praying that
You've got enough floss in your pack
'Cause you're still a fulla plaque, girl
And you're not getting Dak, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 27

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Dominic L. - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, a Hollaback Girl parody not about Gwen! Or... maybe it is.. I don't wanna know. Nice pacing and I like the Moldy teeth line. Meh. I just wish that you put something other than her teeth are bananas, but that doesn't stop me from giving you a 555.
Yet Another Dutchman - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Well, there's one thing to be said about this girl: she 'caries' on. [groans]
Dumb Ass Kid - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Dom - You wouldn't believe how hard I tried to find a replacement, but on the bright side I only used bananas once. Thanks.......................................YAD - lol, thank you
Red Ant - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol. I think the pacing is off in a few lines but I'm not about to listen to TOS again to check. 5s.
Blethar - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad to see a return from you with a hard-to-parody song done well and originally. This is the first parody of the song I've seen that has a "B-A-N-A-N-A-S" done like that, and it's great. 5-5-5.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - Thank you, appreciated. Blethar - Returned on Saturday with I'm Not A Gay (I Promise), and had a parody yesterday too (The King Of Blissful Drinking), check 'em out! Cheers ; )
Dominic L. - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, ok. KYLE. At first the dead DAK thing was funny. You know, the first ten times you said it. But now, it's just annoying
Stinky Marshmellow - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the first parodies to this song i see thats actually funny...well maybe thats not ENTIRELY true...but this is definetly my favorite parody of this song
Luke Brattoni - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job. Nice effort in changing the chorus each time, even though some of the rhymes were a bit forced in the process. 454
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A great parody of the worst song ever. 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, this is great DAK - now that I know the OS - very funny idea - and lovely placing of "And you're not getting Dak, girl" - LOL - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, DAK...one of your best. BRAVO! 555
Dumb Ass Kid - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your kind votes and comments : )
Perizza - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Lmao...nicely done!
Dumb Ass Kid - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
^ Thanks; )
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - You have me totally convinced that she's really singin "breath smells sh*t". If you should ever record this one you could easily sample that line from the original, and no-one would be able to tell that the stated interpretation on your lyric sheet isn't correct. 555 breath mints etc.
stuart mcarthur - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - yes, now I know the OS, I can see where the idea came from DAK, and you honoured it brilliantly - well done
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny, a bit overuse of sh*t, but damn funny.
Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) nice one buddy, again a bit too much profanity but overall very good, 545
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent job varying the main choruses and still keeping the rhymes tight - I especially liked the "The leader of the plaque" line. My comment from above stands though and this is MUCH better than TOS.
John Jenkins - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Using "sh*t" 35 times seemed excessively uncreative to me; but I liked the initial comments, and I thought the "pack/plaque/DAK" sequence was excellent.
Matthias - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof, this is one of your best! Good job!
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever rhymes, clever subs. One of your best, DAK.

And Johnkins: All of the uses of "sh*t" were lifted from the original, so it's Gwen herself who deserves the "excessively uncreative" label for that. Btw, Rolling Stone just named "Hollaback Girl" one of the top ten singles of '05 while not exactly praising it: "If they gave a Nobel Prize for moron-genius brain-eating bubble-funk pop drivel, Gwen would be in Stockholm right now."
bobpiecheese - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That...is...Hilarious! 'Breath smells sh*t', that's awesome! I swear, I nearly shat myself.
Adam Eccleshall - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great song, DAK
Phil Alexander - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ewww.... think I might have met her ;-)
Ethan Mawyer - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) gotta echo on the repeated use of asterisks... just because Gwen was lazy doesn't mean you have to be. But therre was some good rhyming on the choruses, even if the vocabulary was a bit unfamiliar (I'm assuming they're british words) And I always give extra credit for parodying a ubiquitous new song - whether it is enough to get a vote depends on how much I like the other songs this month.
Tim Mayfield - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Molarific and educational too. Well done.
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. The title alone is a killah!
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I must say I don't think I've ever heard this song played on the radio...despite the number of parodies here. So unfortunately a DKTOS for pacing though your use of obscure rhymes is good for a laugh.
Dumb Ass Kid - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for your votes and comments : )
2nz - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was great use of the still-crappy original. I could take or leave the subject, but you got me with 'Leader of the Plaque' and your take on the B-A-N-A-N-A section. Great work DAK. One of your best.
Johnny D - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very clever rhymes.
Claude Prez - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done; I too liked that "Leader of the Plaque" line.
Dumb Ass Kid - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
2nz - Very kind, thank you // Johnny D - Thanks! // Claude - Much appreciated : )

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