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Song Parodies -> "The Smelly-est"

Original Song Title:

"Luxurious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"The Smelly-est"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

well well well, i believe my liking of candy has decreased quite a bit since i saw the new gwen stefani video...*coughslutcough* what a waste of candy?? i mean okay this explains it QUOTE FROM MY SISTER: "if all i had to do to be rich was roll around in candy and sing about how great my life was then i'd be all set" ... can't remember the last bit of the qupte properly but its the first part thats important...and why smelly-est? ppl at skool would know why...i call everyone smelly, or smellypants...constantly
Bathing so long every night and day
And now we get our soap back
Trying so hard saving up toilet paper
Now we get perfume back

Conditioner, bath soaps omg i am smelly
I only want to buy some clean pants
So i can smell half way decent
There's platinum soaps in line
Look I'm smellin' like your feet

This kind of dove is gettin expensive
We dunno how to wash baby
We're the smelly-est like Egyptian coffins
We're so full of dove but we smell like crap
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond wearing cologne is lookin so smelly

Bathing so long every night and day
And now we get our soap back
Trying so hard saving up toilet paper
Now we get perfume back

Stinky, bathtub smelly baby
The way we smell is like green mould
Sensitive towards the nose like a dead skunk
You don't know your bath oils the best
It's pure perfection when im clean but
I'm so dirty and you know it
Gonna be until we're old

This kind of dove is gettin expensive
We dunno how to wash baby
We're the smelly-est like Egyptian coffins

Bathing so long every night and day
And now we get our soap back
Trying so hard saving up toilet paper
Now we get perfume back

Smel-ly Smel-ly we're stinking up the room i dont wanna blow it
Smel-ly Smel-ly I'm gonna fart real loud i just know it
Smel-ly Smel-ly we got hydroponic dove but not for smokin'
Smel-ly Smel-ly we burn it you and I like dead carcass in the ditch

We're so full of dove but we smell like crap
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond wearing cologne is lookin so smelly

Bathing so long every night and day
And now we get our soap back
Trying so hard saving up toilet paper
Now we get perfume back

not very well done...its the idea behind it that counts right? lol...no its not...anyway...i ahve two things to say to y'all number 1. No i'm not texan...number 2...hehehe **giggle fit** i said number two!!! lmao...talk about ur loser immature baby eh? yeah thats me on a typical day...live with it

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Barry Harrison - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Lord have mercy that was good!
Stinky Marshmellow - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG!! thank you!! that made my day!! ThAnKs!!!
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad at all, SM: I gave you a 454- a few of the lines were off a bit and the repeats of the choruses as well as the spoken parts at the beginning and ending were left out (not that important really, but...). I also had trouble getting the 2nd verse to scan right-seemed to be missing a line there. Keep writing, I can tell you have a good sense of humor from your top and bottom comments as well as the parody content.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks =D i have now officially had my name put on the list of members because i have over 10 parodies!! i'm really happy about that, i know you have WAY more because i checked out almost all of yours, i didnt comment becuz apparently my typing is loud and my sister was trying to sleep while i was on the computer at 9:30...heh heh oops....and thanks also for saying a have a sense of humour....of course i'll keep on writing i love it, and thanks i did read that link you left on the other parody...lots of helpfulness in there ^-^ constructive criticism rocks! haha i sound like a nerd...lol but thanks for the help =D ~ o_O melissa O_o~ P.S this may sound extrememly rude, and feel free not to answer, but Red Ant, are you a guy or a girl?...just curious is all
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Congratulations on making the authors list Melissa (I take it that is your real name). Yeah, I have a 'few' parodies. =) Thanks for taking a look at them and that link I left- it is still in need of major reworking at this point. Every time I'm happy with it I change my mind, but it is still a pretty decent guide.

Oh, I am a guy- not a rude question at all.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
kay...its just cuz, well, i'm always afraid of getting ppl mad at me :s well not really...becuz with my friends and stuff we make fun of each other in a um 'playful' way...but i dunno, i'm generally not always a "nice" person...some ppl might say so, but they might not nesacarily know me well enough that i decide to be comfortable around them...so you could say, if i bug someone, its cuz i like them enough to be myself around them....thats a good thing right? lol i like to think so... =P and yes, that is my real name...so you might've guessed, im NOT a guy >_^....but i am also a generally girly person...err sometimes, i just hav an obsession with the color pink....heh heh...annnnnywaaaaaayyss.....byebye **waves**
Song Spoofs/Parodies - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! I thought the part about "Egyptian coffins" was very clever. Great job.

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