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Song Parodies -> "Halo2 Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Halo2 Nerd"

Parody Written by:

MC2

The Lyrics

I made alot of halo parodies so this is last one. Most people haven't played halo so i made this one easier to understand.
(REPEATED "PISTOL WHIP" SOUND IN BACKGROUND)

Uh huh, pistol whip
All the nerds hit "b" like this
A few times I done beat that
So you're not gonna be talking crap
Cause I'm a Halo2 nerd
I'm a Halo2 nerd

I heard that you were talking shit
And your didn't think that I would hear it
Well I heard how about that, you're about to get shot up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna whip you're back
Gonna get a "Killing Spree", gonna take you out
That's right put your magnums down, you're about to get shot up

A few times I done beat that
So you're not gonna be talking crap
Cause I'm a Halo2 nerd
I'm a Halo2 nerd

Ooooh ooh, pistol whip, pistol whip [x4]

So that's right dude, meet me at level three
You're about to get a pice of me
Both of us want to be the winner but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna shoot you down
Say goodbye clown, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I done beat that
so you're not gonna be talking crap
Cause I'm a Halo2 nerd
I'm a Halo2 nerd

Ooooh ooh, pistol whip, pistol whip [x4]

Let me hear you say these nerds, nerds are psychos
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S
(These nerds, nerds are psychos)
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S
Again
These nerds, nerds are psychos
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S
(These nerds, nerds are psychos)
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S

A few times I done beat that
So you're not gonna be talking crap
Cause I'm a Halo2 nerd
I'm a Halo2 nerd

ooooh ooh, pistol whip, pistol whip [x4]
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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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2nz - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm in the process of writing a Halo-based one for some friends myself so it wouldn't be fair to not comment on yours. It'll probably be up here in a day or two.

Anyhow, DK the original song you used but it still has some good lines and rhymes. I haven't seen your other Halo parodies, but in my experience, it's good to throw in as much geek-lingo and specifics as possible, rather than tailor it toward an audience that doesn't know Halo as well. Here's an example: I wrote a Tekken 5 parody about a month ago and I threw in as many names and techniques as I could. No one here knew Tekken so I wasn't surprised when I didn't get much of a response. But all of my Tekken-playing buddies liked it, so in my view it was a success as a parody.
Dominic L. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
444... a bit too much like the OS... but it makes sense And please, for anyone planning on doing Hollaback Girl parodies: NO MORE!!!
MC2 - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks 4 the comments. and your right dominic the OS was just too perfect for the parody I just couldnt change it 2nz here are some of my halo parodies http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem202.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/thekillers16.shtml You'll notice they're alot harder to follow.
Tyrell - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you 5-5-5 because i beat halo 2 twice and so that makes me a halo 2 nerd
Sean Lee - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I suck at Halo! It's taking me a month just to beat the first one. I'm working on a Halo song myself, it's gonna take a while to write though, I want it to be near 11 minutes(SIGH). But this was a good one, Puts Gwen to shame 555!

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