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Song Parodies -> "What I'm 'Bating To"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"What I'm 'Bating To"

Parody Written by:

Victor Cary

The Lyrics

After putting this off for about a month, I finally got around to finishing it. This isn't intended to offend anyone, it's merely a joke. Although if you're easily offended, you might want to leave now.
What an amazing thing
This new "internet"
All of the joy it brings
What shall I do next?

Fap, fap, fap fap
Fap, fap, fap fap
Fap, fap, fap fap
Fap, fap, fap fap
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Boot up my PC, go to Google.com
Check my favorite website, look for any new updates
Says "You must be eighteen or older"
Naturally I'd say it was my brother or dad
Who really cares? I won't get caught
Unless I do something real dumb

(I love looking at porno)

Oh, oh, oh.

What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to

What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to


Fap, fap, fap fap
Fap, fap, fap fap

(I've got viruses, oh no!)

Liking what I see, I know I am vuln'rable
To viruses and spyware, messing up my hard drive space
Can I view my pr0n in peace now?
My moment will run out
'Cause my computer will crash
I know it's so messed up how all these hackers tend to think

("They can't protect themselves, oh")

Oh, oh, oh.

Look at my screen now
I see these super hot females
I need to pay them seven dollars
If I want to see more of them...


What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to

What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to

I can't wait to go
On M-I-R-C
Get me lots of porn passwords
There are so many shows
And Harajuku girls...
Damn, I can't make up my mind...

GO!


Look at my screen now.
I see these super hot females.
I need to pay them seven dollars.
If I want to see more of them...


What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to

What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating
What I'm 'bating to

I've got viruses, oh no.
I've got viruses, oh no.
I've got viruses, oh no.
I've got viruses, oh no.

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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Olvan The Terrible - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't view porn, but I know anti-porn hate when I see it (those ones and twos), and this is a well-written parody. Plus, I KTOS and it kicks ass.
Billy the Tottlecock - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This is funny. REALLY funny. I'm still laughing. XD

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