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Song Parodies -> "Why You Shooping, Whore?"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Why You Shooping, Whore?"

Parody Written by:

LudaKris42602

The Lyrics

I wrote this in my English class...i think...do YOU know what "shoop" means? That's SHOOPING not SHOPPING!!!
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Like a hotdog in a vacuum
Back of a car
Are you sure that you've ready
You know you could break your jaw
What if the milkshake's not vanilla
Or if it's strawberry because I got it too hard
You should have figured out just what the word shoop means by now
Get your face out of my pants
Ohhh uh ohhh

Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore

Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
Take a breath you stupid ho

Usually it's better
I can do it myself
I can
But never have
Cuz I might impale myself
Well, there's writings on the wall now
But it's another language
It's all blobs
Don't understand
You are so messed up, what do you think this song means
It's as short as a flagpole
Duh!
That's long!
Oh!

Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract

Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore

I can't wait until
I can "shake" your hand
Just take me to Pleasure Land(...hahaha...Anchorman! remember that part of the movie...this isn't part of the song...so don't try singing along w/ it... )
Las Vegas, Disney Land
And maybe Dairy Queen
I just wanna make a stream

WHOA!

Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract

Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore

Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!



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Dumb Ass Kid - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I've read this parody a few times now but I still can't figure out what it's actually about? 323
Red Ant - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I know what this is about, and it is funny.
ludaKris42602 - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
they changed it from l i c k to like !!! it might make more sense now
ludaKris42602 - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
well...u 4got 2 like my ballsack should b u 4got 2 lick my ballsack...but they changed it...:-(
william - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
what is it about?
ludaKris42602 - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
THINK HARDER!!!!! read it twice if u hafta...Congratulations 2 red ant 4 crackin the code....THINK!!! (remember that song milkshake??)
geniuskid - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
????? Took me a while to get it. Clever how you disguise phrases like that. Naughty naughty song.
ludaKris42602 - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks....I try ;-)
Tarquin - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The song?s dirty so sumbit it to WhatFreaks. They?re the site where you submit DIRTY parodies, not Am I Right. The address:www.whatfreaks.com.
ludaKris42602 - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually it wasn't intended to be dirty...just random. It just kinda turned out this way.
ludaKris42602 - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha...i just realized that i used 'Why you shooping' too many times...lol

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