-> "What a Nonsense Song!"
Original Song Title:
"What You Waiting For?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What a Nonsense Song!"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Chester Tex
The Lyrics
(intro):
What an int'resting time
I want ham and cheese
It went right to my thighs
I need lipo, please
Hitchcock(8x's)
(verse one):
Like crushed up strawberries in a small glass jar
Wary complications,
But the guys took all my cake
what if they find you're an old-timer?
Naturally, I'd worry, I find that I'm a clone
Who really cares 'cause you're a wife
so you and go and lose some weight
Take a chance, eat yellow snow
Oh, oh-oh
(chorus 1):
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense song!
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense song!
Hitchcock(4x's)
Take a chance, eat years old dough
(verse two):
Like a dimpled chad, you're recounting yourself
you know you like to fart
You pass flatulance, then say grace
smoking's awesome, drink you'll perish
You know you broke the phone
for destruction, you are prone
I do need a close-up, oh, my wardrobe, it really stinks (I know)
Build a fort, it's unstable (oh yeah)
Oh, oh-oh
(chorus 2):
Go and read 'bout Tao!
You know you're not a real female!
You bought a thousand dollar compact!
And the dentist forgot to scrape plaque!
(chorus 1):
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense song!
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense song!
(bridge):
I can't wait to blow
balloons for Japan
Buy me a new set of lungs
Chicago, Illinois
You got a string of pearls
damn, you got ripped off real bad
Go!
(chorus 2):
Go and read 'bout Tao!
You know you're not a real female!
You bought a thousand dollar compact!
And the dentist forgot to scrape plaque!
(chorus 1):
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense song!
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense
What a nonsense
what a nonsense song!
(ending):
What a nonsense song
what a nonsense song
Take a chance, eat yellow snow(What a nonsense song)
take a chance, eat years old dough
What a nonsense song
what a nonsense song
Take a chance, go eat a sow(What a nonsense song)
that's a cliff, look out below
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