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Song Parodies -> "Stairs"

Original Song Title:

"Dare"

Original Performer:

Gorrilaz

Parody Song Title:

"Stairs"

Parody Written by:

DJ Hazzer

The Lyrics

I thought of this when carrying a box up the stairs
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up the stairs. AH.
the stairs
You need a wee now baby,
You need a poo now baby,
You need a shower 'coz You got B.O,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up the stairs. AH.
The stairs
You better pee now baby,
It's dripping down your leg now baby
All over the brand new carpet,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up the stairs. AH.
The stairs
You better plop now baby,
I see a lump in your pants now baby,
You better run in case your turtle heading,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up the stairs. AH.
The stairs
You better bath now baby,
It really smells now baby,
Use radox 'coz its better then lynx,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up,
i'm coming up the stairs. AH.
The stairs.


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Andrew Haworth - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
That is sick
Seb_the_Numb - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
ummm....????????N-O....sorry....u killed it....VERY badly.......and im gonna have to agree with Andrew...this is VERY sick....bleh...

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