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Song Parodies -> "The Fat Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Anthem"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"The Fat Song"

Parody Written by:

Cheezmeister

The Lyrics

For those of you who don't attend my School (i.e. most) Ms. Wenz was the fattest, bitchiest teacher EVER.
It's a Tuesday, I look at my rolls,
Gotta eat LIFE (R) That's what I'm told
But every one of them just sounds the same
And the office felt more to me
Like a courtroom, a place of misery
Each time I'm there, they always make me say

That I am gonna eat a lot less pie,
or else I'm gonna get real fat and die,
I'm never gonna turn down curds and whey,
and I have really gotta, I have really gotta leave

PIE! I'VE GOTTA EAT MUCH LESS PIE (but I'm prayin' that)
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL MAKE MY PANTS RIP
PIE! CAN NOT-A EAT PIE

"Eat some cottage, it's a healthy cheez,
"Skip a meal, Rob," My doctor said to me
But I could never give away what I want
I'm gonna eat pie, pecan and key lime
I won't stop 'til I pass the "thousand" line
I just cant stop it yet, I need some time.....

I don't wanna have a thousand chins
I don't really wanna be another Wenz
I look like I've been brought up by whales,
But I still really wanna, I still really wanna eat

PIE! I'VE GOTTA EAT MUCH LESS PIE (but I'm prayin' that)
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL MAKE MY PANTS RIP
PIE! CAN NOT-EAT PIE!

Bakin' one slice, fine.
Bakin' two slice, okay.
Bake it three times, remember your weight.....

(cheezy solo)

Pie, I've gotta eat much less pie,

BUT I'M PRAYIN' THAT
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL MAKE MY PANTS RIP
CUTTIN' THE CALORIES, WING-NIPS ARE HISTORY

PIE! I'VE GOTTA EAT MUCH LESS PIE!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL MAKE MY PANTS RIP
CUTTIN' THE CALORIES, WING-NIPS ARE HISTORY

I'll never lose an ounce on (my own)
I'll never lose an ounce on (my own)
I'll never lose an ounce on (my own)
I'll never lose an ounce, son!

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rad@tion - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i realle loved this one.
luvin it - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
gr8
stefanie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
yey
ur cuz - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
hehehe hey brendan its cathy!! wutz^ ur right abouit ms wenz bein fat and bitchy but shes got even fatter since u left the school! amazing, eh? yeh well ur song iz funnie i was thinkin of it one day wen i was eating cake...almost the same as pie...and i came on 2 c it hehe *thumbs up* i know this song is an older one of urs but its still rlly funny!i!i! peace ill c u sometime this weekend probably : ) p.s. FIX UR DAMN PRINTER (just kidding muahaha)
Iceblossom - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
dude, its The River, not The Anthem!

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