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Song Parodies -> "My Child Needs a Twitch in the Anus"

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"My Child Needs a Twitch in the Anus"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

A father has a problem child that is spoiled and never gets any punishment. The mom say it's dad's fault and says to leave the kid alone. What Dad have to say about it?
My child is mean, ya better see
He'll hit and nag with glee
I need to end this problem now it seems
He'll ball his hands in fists and throw
a punch; he's a brawling one
Rough play is his own philosi-phy

I'd like to watch him last a week
getting beatings, honestly
I don't think he would survive
Wish I could get the brains up to
just get a belt and beat him through
I see those undies as they fall, as they fall, fall

My child needs a twitch in the anus
I know our relation
is going hanous
His mommy says I'm they problem
if I give lashin'
maybe he'll stop then

Did ya know my kid is never good, I just wonder why
I need to own up to the things he does that aren't right
He needs to have compassion to those that gave birth to him
I mean, he needs a little discipline, we know just that
but 'mom' says not to beat the child, not even a whack
and he still gets away with every single thing

I think the choice is left to me
Whether to just let him be
I don't think that would suffice
I finally am just going to
Just take him to thr old bathroom
Don't think he'll understand it all, not to brawl

My child got a twitch in the anus
And now he's behavin'
no moe complainin'
It's funny, to watch the progress
No more last chance
It's finally stop, man!

Those pants fall, as the fall, as they fall

My child got a twitch in the anus
I know it's not painless
but he's not blameless
it's funny but such a shocker
how he is actin'
It's not a problem

My child got a twitch in the anus
No moe buttholes, he's nice and bold
He'll stay the same, yes

My child got a twitch in anus
Bye wild little kid at "Pay Less"
Lights out for the kid that's brainless

Wish I had a kid like that

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Someone - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought was excellent, Major. Good pacing. Very well written.
Major B - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks. I 'm glad SOMEONE like s my parody.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, pacing OK and some solid rhyming. The wording 'twitch in the anus' doesn't really bring to mind images of spanking a naughty child but something a lot more sinister. 4-4-4
Major B - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jake, Luke, whatever your name is.

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