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Song Parodies -> "Elegible"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dusty D

The Lyrics

This is the story of a guy who thinks he is the most elegible bachelor.Please Rate and Leave a comment
(Verse 1)
Partying at night
With my rich friend, with my rich friend
"Another lemon lime, for that pretty lady"
Date in deuces but the knot I will not tie
Look who's coming, staring at another guy
"I'm better than him!"

Swinging all night long
I'm so elegible
Their's plenty to go around (enough to go around)
So whether it's in the mall
or any place at all
So Elegible (so eligble)

(Verse 2)
"No need for words, skip the drama bits"
I know they're role. They all want this
I just can't give it away, give it away
If I could I already would've
"I've gotta check out the range
Look each way
But theirs none like you baby.
Your my snowflake"

Pick-up lines, I know em' all
I'm so eligible
Their's plenty to go around (enough to go around)
So even if I fall
I can still get a lady's call
So Elegible (so eligble)

Anywhere I go
Anytime I take a seat
Everytime I look above
All the girls go unspoken
Atleast that's what I'm told
Anytime I step inside
Always getting stared
Asking if I'm made up
Why won't they just go?
They should just go for my wingman friend
He is charming
He is purchasing
Good at roping
Still, I can't imagine a day without them at my back
That day would have to be gory
I dont want to have that lack
Ever..ever..ever..ever.. (echo)

Swinging all night long
I'm so elegible
Their's plenty to go around (enough to go around)
So whether it's in the mall
or any place at all
So Elegible (so eligble)

(Outro Breakdown)
Their going to always adoring me for the rest of my life (so eligble)
"No need to shove
I'm still in the here abouts"
They're all gonna try to rip off a piece of me (so eligble)
Do you know what this is?
The ending of a phenomenom
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

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SPELLCOP - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Dusty D - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
you gave me all 1's for spelling?
Dusty D - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, I like Good Charlotte. Just because I write a parody of one of their songs doesnt mean I dont like them. Now refrain from these comments. I want SERIOUS COMMENTS AND VOTES! Not votes for spelling or votes for favortism. This is frustrating....
Anny - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
SpellCop, who cares about the spelling? It's not an essay for English class, it's for fun. DKTOS, but I like this parody :D Good job

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