Song Parodies -> Retarded
| Original Song Title: | "Silence" |
| Original Performer: | Gomez |
| Parody Song Title: | "Retarded" |
| Parody Written by: | Nicky |
I was dropped on my head the day i was born
why do I have to be dumb when I could be smart?
everyone says I need help
and I'm incredibly stupid
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
I put food up my nose instead of in my mouth
I put shoes on my ears instead of on my feet
also I like to eat my toenail clippings
and fart hundreds of times in public
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
I use toothpaste to unclog my toilet
I like to steal free things from stores
I scored an IQ of negitive 20
while a mop scored a positive 15
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
retarded
I'm a pathetic sad mess
retarded
I chew on my ass
retarded
got hot air in my head
retarded
why do I have to be dumb when I could be smart?
everyone says I need help
and I'm incredibly stupid
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
I put food up my nose instead of in my mouth
I put shoes on my ears instead of on my feet
also I like to eat my toenail clippings
and fart hundreds of times in public
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
I use toothpaste to unclog my toilet
I like to steal free things from stores
I scored an IQ of negitive 20
while a mop scored a positive 15
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded
retarded
I'm a pathetic sad mess
retarded
I chew on my ass
retarded
got hot air in my head
retarded
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