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I was dropped on my head the day i was born
why do I have to be dumb when I could be smart?
everyone says I need help
and I'm incredibly stupid
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded

I put food up my nose instead of in my mouth
I put shoes on my ears instead of on my feet
also I like to eat my toenail clippings
and fart hundreds of times in public
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded

I use toothpaste to unclog my toilet
I like to steal free things from stores
I scored an IQ of negitive 20
while a mop scored a positive 15
everyone around here thinks I'm retarded

I'm a pathetic sad mess
I chew on my ass
got hot air in my head

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