-> "Cheerios"
Original Song Title:
"Chariot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cheerios"
The Lyrics
Staring at a bag of wheat
Looking at a honey bee
I said to myself I need some brunch
My favorite food is
Chocolate covered Cheerios
Too bad it's not invented, oh
Busting coffee grounds isn't good enough
Rise and shine
Get the O's for me
Oh Cheerios
Your golden shapes
Are calling out
Your awesome taste
Oh Cheerios
I'm singing out loud
You got me
Give me your...taste
Remember eating Froot Loops at first
And then Special K was the worst
And Cap'n Crunch was my enemy
It's my own morning promised land
Milk and honey in my hand
Simply say the word and I am free
Been bringing health
For more'n half a century
Oh Cheerios
Your wholesome taste
With milk is all
I want today
Oh Cheerios
The secret is out
You got me
Give me your taste
You're my sweet temptation
My way of escape
You know what I want
Holding my bowl up
Milk pouring over to the sides
Won't have a heart attack and die
Oh Cheerios
A bowl a day
Cholesterol
Is history
Oh Cheerios
I'm eating some now
You got me
Give me your taste
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, Cheerios
Give me your taste, oh Cheerios
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