He's so hungry he would eat a tree
Although he's incredibly obese
And he even takes his medication with some ham and cheese
And he says:
Hey baby can you eat like me?
C'mon baby can you eat like me?

Lots of flaccid flesh is all I see
He looks like a big amorphous toy
I'm trying to figure out if he's a girl or he's a boy
And he says:
Hey baby can you eat like me?
C'mon baby can you eat like me?

He takes his hamburger to his mouth
He makes noise when eating, belches loud
Drops of mayonnaise are falling over his old-fashioned clothes
He sings:
Hey baby can you eat like me?
C'mon baby can you eat like me?

Buns and cakes are now his brand new drug
He's storing food everywhere, even under the rug
He's so fat, if he comes out he will eclipse the Sun
And he cries:
Hey baby can you eat like me?
C'mon baby can you eat like me?

He's filling his stomach at some restaurant or bar
After 2 plates he's a loser after 10 plates he's a star
I tell him: "if you continue like this, you won't survive"
Hey baby can you eat like me?
C'mon baby can you eat like me?
Hey baby can you eat like me?
Oh c'mon baby can you eat like me?

You should hear my farts
You should hear my farts
You should hear my farts
You should hear my farts
And try to understand why I want my stomach to expand
Try to understand why I want my stomach to expand
Try to understand why I want my stomach to expand
Try to understand why I want my stomach to expand