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Song Parodies -> "No TP"

Original Song Title:

"No I.D."

Original Performer:

Frankmusik ft. Colette Carr

Parody Song Title:

"No TP"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On the crapper, need some paper,
Roll's up, a three panel flapper
Bum up, search undersink frantic
Times up, 5:30 in the morning
In the shower as the water is pouring
Use my Dove up my bum, moisturizing!
Wanna be classy, this is so nasty
Going to the store in after work traffic!

Forgot the damn TP
Next morning used Kleenex, you see
Somebody remind me, get TP or wipe with Brawny!!!

No, I got no TP
No no, no I got no TP
No, I got no TP
No no, no I got no TP
There’s nothing else,
Just double washing
Need 8 panel glee
No, I got no TP
No no, no I got no TP!!!

'Fraid of defecation
Less of urination
Feel so disgraced
Using job toilet when I gotta sh-t
Stole a roll, gettin' crazy
Need to go the store, feel so lazy
Miss my Charmin, double layer
Used some wet wipes, squishy anus!!!

Costco's got what I need
Kirkland TP in box 30
Got mixed-up, bought a box of PT!!!


Told my neighbor about my needs, made a plea
He was a pervert, wanted to watch me (go)!
Enough with the sleeze, go to AM-PM, grabbed my keys
It’s not that far, grab a pack, take a sh-t, wipe my arse!


Now I got some TP
4 pack, single-ply, I'm happy
(What a relief)

On the throne by myself
OK to crap and to pee
Got relief
Then, what do I see?
I'm out of soap, No! it can't be!!!

Can't go to work all stinky!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Stinky - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
In India we are not having such problem. No, sir. I read it here.

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