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Song Parodies -> "Gretchen's Grandma"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains Of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Gretchen's Grandma"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

the title of this parody i dont know why it's that title just please bare with me, and i hope yall like it......RED RUM RED RUM i watch too much UHF sorry.
Gretchen's grandma has got it going on
Gretchen's grandma has got it going on
Gretchen's grandma has got it going on
Gretchen's grandma has got it going on

Gretchen can i watch your grandman play
shuffleboard after school (after school)
we can hang around by the grocerie store
(grocerie store)
did your grandma end up breaking her hip?
(breaking her hip)
is her meals square or are they three round meals a day?
(meals a day)

You know your grandma's not the 63 year old she used to be
she's all wrinkly now and gretchen cant you see?

Gretchen's grandma has got it goin on, she plays
shuffleboard and she plays it for so long
Gretchen cant you see your granny's
just not the girl for me, i know it might be wrong
but your grandma's no good at pong.

granny, do you remeber when you slipped
and fell on your lawn? (fell on the lawn.)
you pushed that button and life alert
came and saved the day (saved the day)
i could tell she like me by the click of her
teeth (click of those teeth)
and the way she said can you get
me my teeth from up their (teeth from up their? eww)

and i know she just has real bad memory
but since she ate dog food she ever quite been the same.

Gretchen's grandma has got it goin on, she plays
shuffleboard and she plays it for so long
Gretchen cant you see your granny's
just not the girl for me, i know it might be wrong
but your grandma's no good at pong.

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Chance Gollnick - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
not trying to be mean but do people even read parodies before they grade em? seriously?

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