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Song Parodies -> "No Life On Mars"

Original Song Title:

"No Handlebars"

Original Performer:

Flobots

Parody Song Title:

"No Life On Mars"

Parody Written by:

ElGringo

The Lyrics

the life of a scientist is not what it seems...
I cant see space with no life on mars
No life on mars
No life on mars
I can’t see space with no life on mars
No life on mars
No life on mars

Space debris, space debris
rockets in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a fusion taper
even when the molecule is all screwy
I can show you how to spot snow
I can show you how to not be bored
when you have to study about a black hole
and how it affects global weather
that dude Galileo I like him
I can tell you about my laser gun
I know ways to die from gamma rays
and I think space trash is un-American
All my friends think I’m a genius
Me and my friend discovered a gobbledygook
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I live alone in a biodome
a biodome
a biodome

My moms house is a danger zone
a danger zone
a danger zone

Look at me
Look at me
Just flew to say that it's good to be
Alive
In such a small world
they said Pluto’s a planet and I disagreed
I’m on the committee for nuclear war
im an astronaut on holloween
I can design a hyper drive sixty cabillion
Miles with a electron machine
I can make new antibiotics
I can make spaceships survive aquatic
I know how to beast anyone at chess
I tried to play sports but I sucked
Movers breakers and transducers
Me and my friends don’t act mature
in my garage I construct Microsystems
I can do anything with no assistance

Cuz I can lead a nation with a robot clone
With a robot clone
With a robot clone

as a kid I went to engineering school
engineering school
engineering school

Look at me
Look at me
scuba diving in ion slop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is local
my vision obscure
My phone boost mobile
My colleges unsure
I can contact a million civilizations
but don’t live up to there expectations
chat them with diplomatic communications
chat mean and im in a situation
I was in a ping pong game an I won
I need to get a breather and
learning crap is my duty or mission
anything I read I understand

Because I can my netflix by satellite
By satellite
By satellite

And I can find Uranus through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

I traveled to the moon and I got lost
and I got lost
and I got lost
and I got lost
and I got lost
and I got lost
and I got lost

I cant see space with no life on mars
No life on mars
No life on mars

I can’t see space with no life on mars
No life on mars
No life on mars

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