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Song Parodies -> "Do You Vegans Hate My Abattoir?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Date My Avatar"

Original Performer:

Felicia Day

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Vegans Hate My Abattoir?"

The Lyrics

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Do you all berate my abattoir?

[production line of animals being processed into meat]

Shanks of meat from dismembered cows
Decapitated sheep and sows
Watch every head get shackled in place
We chop! There’s blood and guts all over the place

I cleave animal throats in two
Mulching a horse to make it into glue
Eat every creature with cutlery
“Amen!” Come in, and share a portion with me

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Makes you barf
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?

Better wipe your hands
Red blood clotted to the folds in your pants
Stray hairs are in the slaughtering tank
Eat up! How 'bout a little shank and flank?

Stab some fowl, yeah, choke those geese
Check for swine flu and mad cow disease
It’s no crime, not a felony
To slay, we spray the walls so viciously

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Pluck the heart
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?

Brisket and mutton!
Cooked in a soup!
Some breast and thigh
From the old chicken coop!

Gonna murder a calf!
Then chew some pork ribs!
Hang the corpse up, baby
As the fresh blood drips!

Make your kitchen space sanitary!
Full pan of drumsticks!
I hack and slash
Meat to you pack in your stomachs!

Just get out, crop farmer!
You aint got the stuff!
Your pitiful grain
Belongs in a trough!

Chainsaws, blades and shotgun ammo
Got all my tasers in a row
These critters start to squeal, distressed
This butcher house leaves vegetarians stressed

Meat balls, steak and chitterlings
Big fan of marbling and fried wings
But if you think it’s tenderloin
That bit’s cut off from near the groin…

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Metal bars
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Slice and carve
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?

Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Meat The Fockers.

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