-> "This Feels Obscene, It's an Earthquake"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
"This Feels Obscene, It's an Earthquake"
The Lyrics
1. There was a sleek barber, in San Diego;
Took a break to watch the birds.
Then the clouds hit the sky and the lights went dim;
The whole town fell apart;
That's just the state he was in…
(First Chorus)
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
The horror being, you can feel the earth shake!
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
He died by a falling barber pole, it made the Press…
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
2. Pipes all around the town, kept blowing up.
(Sewer lines are really stinking).
The fire and the brimstone and the noisy chunks
All the chaos and the fury and the mutter…
At night was the lamenting town, trashed, so complete
Crashing not the lips or scars but;
Continental plates…
(Second Chorus)
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
This horror thing, you can feel the earth shake!
It's so obscene, inside this slammed earthquake!
Emergency rooms are all full; you're out of luck…
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
3. All the toys inside the shop, the skies above!
Everywhere there's devastation, and lives are snuffed;
All the pain and horror in the aftermath about, all survivors
Singing over their pain about and…
(Final Chorus)
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
The horror being, you can feel the earth shake!
(Sing it again!)
It's so obscene, inside this slammed earthquake!
The horror being, that you feel the earth shake!
(Louder!)
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
This horror means, you can feel the earth shake!
(Wear out the line!)
It's so obscene, being in an earthquake!
Our horror is, we can feel the earth shake!
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
Feels like the end of the world;
It feels so evil, check the Richter scale; check that Richter scale!
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