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Song Parodies -> "Think Pee's In Strife (Urinal intimidation)"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Think Pee's In Strife (Urinal intimidation)"

The Lyrics

A tale of a man freely urinating in a public toilet until a bunch of other guys stand alongside him and he gets urinal intimidation.
How can you wee with other guys
gaping at your...
Peeing shut down when dudes did gawk
Damn, I've stopped number 1.
I can't be warned,
drips are leaking onto the floor
Oh will you rise my friend, proceed with gold foam.


(Shake it? Nup.) Breaking up my pride.
(Shake it? Nup.) Where's the yellow tide?
(Can't fake-fill cups.) Make urine abide.
Bravely.
Cor, my shame just gave up. It departs.
(Shake it? Nup.) Drank a glass of rum.
(Can't fake-fill cups.) Come on, my fly's undone!
Bravely,
Bravely ignore watchers, freely RUN.

How can it flow with all you louts
spectating vilely?
Pee, little me. Can't fake a stream.
Think pee's in strife.

Think pee's in strife.
I've been letting it fly.
Until you stood by my side.
Think pee's in strife.

Dozing, it hides without as much
as a faint dribbling.
Dozens of guys look on, intent.
All of this night
Is spent in grief I cannot wee
'cept when alone
But you are there all daunting me

I've been peeping a 1000 years it seems.
But there's no hope I'll ever see anything.

Without a drop
Without a splash
Without no gold

Don't let me writhe here
I'd urinate well
There must be something wrong.
Think pee's in strife.

Think pee's in strife.
I've been giving it all.
But nothing will fall.
Think pee's in strife.
SOMEONE EMAIL ME! you_think_nib_just_made_this_up@yahoo.co.uk

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Grace Hampton - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
That is just how a woman feels when she is in a public restroom with a bunch of noisy moms and little kids running around, peeking under doors.
aoid - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross. I'd rate this, but hey, you can't click negative digits as your score.
? - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Then why not rate it 1-1-1 then, aoid?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks '?' Cretins like 'aoid' are the reason we have 'No Smoking' signs in gelignite factories.
K - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with the first commenter... that is how it is for women.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Really?! This is an amazing revelation for moronic males such as myself (the DNA results are back so no more doubts). Maybe one of you female writers should enlighten us more on this invasion of restroom privacy with a parody from a girl's point of view!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
ANYBODY?!!!!
EmiLoca - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Grace Hampton, my muse! May I steal your idea? JARLB, nice work on this one. Enlightening subject matter. 5's.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou, I was hoping that my habit of stalking your comments would be reciprocated and that you'd take a hint. Sorry, but screw Grace Hampton and do the parody anyway!
EmiLoca - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hint taken, and now that I've screwed Grace Hampton, I'm all fired up to write a parody dealing with women in restrooms.
EmiLoca - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Parody done, and I forgot to credit Grace Hampton for both the idea, and the screwing. *snaps fingers* Don't worry, when it pops up tomorrow (hopefully) I'll be sure to do that.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Everyone check out 'Underneath the Stall', tis a cracker.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Like me. A cracker. (Yeah, it took me 11 months to think that one up.)
aoit - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
11 months? Your above two comments are a year and eight days apart.
Luke Brattoni - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
There was another comment inbetween the two that got deleted.
aoit - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
ok...so you made a comment in July or August 2004 which got reported as "inappropriate" or something? I see now.

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