-> "I Can Eat A Hero Sandwich"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can Eat A Hero Sandwich"
The Lyrics
I can eat a hero
Would you put
Some mayo on it please
And bacon
And don’t forget cheese
Would you squeeze
Mustard on the whole thing?
When you make my hoagie tonight
Would you cook it
So it’s barely hot
Would you get
Some lettuce, no a lot
Now would you give
Me some onions there
I’ll be eating this tonight
I can eat a hero sandwich
I will eat the whole thing fast
I’ve been wanting this all day now
It’s the sandwich that has class
Would you swear
If I asked for honey
Or some pickles
On my second hoagie
Tomatoes 3 deep?
Have I lost my mind
I don’t care
Eat this tonight
I will eat 2 heros baby
I’ll eat both of them tonight
I don’t know if I’ll get through them
If you saw me it’s a fright
Oh, I just want to eat them
I want to inhale them, oh yeah
Will I order 3?
Yeah I’ve lost my mind
Give it the works
Hungry tonight
I will eat 3 heros baby
Here is my really large meal, oh yeah
I’m in the sub shop forever
But I won’t eat it here, nah
Oh I ate 3 heros
Oh now I’m feeling the pain
I feel I’ll be barfing forever
Was temporarily insane
Why’d that seem good to my brain?
Why’d I eat 3 heros
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