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Song Parodies -> "Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)"

Original Song Title:

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

If you listen to the real song close enough, these might seem like at actual lyrics! It's about a guy who sneezes on everything. Enjoy...
Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy who sneezed lots of green goo
And all day and all night and everything he sneezed
Is just goo like him. Inside and outside
Goo his house, with a goo covered window
And a goo'ed Corvette, and everything is goo'ed by him
And himself. And everybody around has got his snot deposits
From him, from him, from him, from him...

Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.

(x 2)

I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.

Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.

(x 2)

I have a goo'ed house with a goo'ed window
Green is the color of my snotty nasal goo.
Goo'ed are the streets and all the trees are goo'ed.
I have a girlfriend, and she has beed goo'ed.
Goo'ed are the people here that walk around.
Goo'ed is my Corvette, but you already know.
Goo are the things I think and words I say.
Whenever I speak, goo leaves my face.

Ah-Choo! I just sneezed on that guy.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.
I just sneezed on that fry.
If you eat it, you'll die.

(x 2)
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 35

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 4
 4
 
 2   0
 2
 1
 
 3   2
 3
 4
 
 4   11
 5
 7
 
 5   18
 21
 19
 

User Comments

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Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Yay it posted! I have a feeling that somebody went to every parody submitted today and voted all 1's on purpose just to screw with the system. I don't think that's fair.
Mands - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Its so funny!
MQI (?) - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Really, you think so? I thought it sucked, and I wrote it!
lalala - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
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Julia - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
there's a lot of "goo" in there lol
Blaydeman - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Way too many lyric from the OS. You pretty much just substituted "blue" for "goo". I'm not going to lie, the choruses were hilarious. I wish you would've brought more of that creativity to the verses, because I really liked the choruses. 433

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