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Song Parodies -> "Not Ready to Make Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Not Ready to Make Nice"
Original Performer:
Dixie Chicks
Parody Song Title:
"Not Ready to Make Rice"
Parody Written by:
Dr BLT
The Lyrics
Not Ready to Make Rice: Dr. BLT's Parody of Dixie Chicks Not Ready to Make Nice
it's 2009 in China
the only place where they're still big
the Dixie Chicks are so darned big there
the only place where they can still
get a gig
but they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
they're playin' their songs in China
Hong Kong would never gong their songs
but the Chicks are not too good with chop sticks
so they don't plan to stay too long
they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
they were kidnapped just south of Shanghai
on their way to north Bejing
they demanded that they make some fried rice
'didn't care to make them sing
they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
the only place where they're still big
the Dixie Chicks are so darned big there
the only place where they can still
get a gig
but they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
they're playin' their songs in China
Hong Kong would never gong their songs
but the Chicks are not too good with chop sticks
so they don't plan to stay too long
they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
they were kidnapped just south of Shanghai
on their way to north Bejing
they demanded that they make some fried rice
'didn't care to make them sing
they're not ready to make rice
not ready to make the sacrifice
some day they may think twice
but as for now
they're not ready
to make rice
Follow-up to:Playin' Politics with the Dixie Chicks Dr BLTwords and music by Dr. BLT (c)2007http://www.drblt.net/music/DixieChicks.mp3andMerle Hasn't Lost His Fightin' SideDr BLTwords and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006http://www.drblt.net/music/MerleVeryLast.mp3or visit:Dr BLT's websitehttp://www.drblt.net
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