Well, bobby & Donnie were the best of friends,
all through their college years,
both were members of the NRA,
and neither of them liked queers.

after graduation Bobbie went out,
looking for something to do,
Donnie looked around all over town,
But, all he found was Sue.

Well it wasent two weeks after they got married,
Donnie noticed something weird,
so he pulled down her panties & "Oh My God"
and confirmed just what he feard.

Yea, Sue had a schlon' ten inches long,
Bobbie what am i gonna do?
So, they got together & tared Sue with feathers,
and sent her off to timbuktoo.

Na Na na na na na na na,
na na na na na na.

Well the weeks went by & summer turned to fall,
fall turned into winter.
Sue returned after her opperation,
wantin' to get something in her.

Donnie checked her out, all up & down,
looking for anything strange.
But the doctor sure did a hell of a job,
on Sues total sex change.

So the pair got a room down in ol' Saint George,
where they could privately play,
but Bobby came along & kicked in the door,
wantin' to blow them both away.

So, Sue jumped up & kicked his butt,
beat him up black & blue.
I might be a queen & a little slut,
But I know karate too!