There was Barbie, there was Blane
They were on their way to catch a plane
to New Zealand...
Spend their lives together in a plastic glen
Juet barbie and blane - no mention on Ken

But things werent meant to happen for this pair
Someone was trying to break up their affair
with destruction

Blane's evil brother, shanon noal
Was still mad from not winning idol
And he thought their relationship was not meant to be

Slipknot style...

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.. AUSTRALIAN IDOL WAS MEANT TO BE MY BIG BREAK
DAMN YOU DICKO, GUY SEBASTIAN IS A FAKE
AND BARBIE WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAVE KEN
FOR BLANE, THAT DAMN PHONY MY EVIL TWIN

SOME MIGHT SAY THAT IM THE EVIL TWIN
BUT THEYRE WRONG ILL SHOW THEM ALL
BY STOPPING BARBIE AND BLANES HONEYMOON
WITH THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
....sssss.....Gas Leaks....sss (Not Urination)

Blane!, Oh Barbie, Oh Blane, Oh Barbie, Oh Blane, Theres a faint smell of Gas
Good God!.... This could only be done by one man
My evil Twin
Whos Your Evil Twin?
(Ding) "Now Arriving at the Airport"
Ohh Lets Go!
Wait, Whos Your Evil Twin
Quick Were Going to Miss The Plane


Blane im glad we made it through
You love me and i love you
No-One can stop our love, its true

. . . But There is one man
Ken!
Ken???.... What about Ken?

Shannon Noal Style

What about ken, It isnt fair
He loves barbie, but Blane dont care
Cant she see, he wants a plastic lover
And shes taking blane away from his brother

YEAH!! What about ken, It isnt fair
He needs barbie, but shes not there
So hes, got his final plan
He will blow up her plane when shes flying over Japan....