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Fart like crazy, Fart, Fart like crazy.
Fart like crazy, Fart, Fart like crazy.
Chilidog and fries, Burpin', Baby!
(X2)

Such a tasty, tasty messy little thing.
Hurtin' somethin' fierce, soon I've flung dung
Stomach stung me.
And I ain't gonna lie
'Cause chili quakes me all night
So keep some TP by my side
Pepto's gotta be what I will try
Chili Cheese on my fries
and I'm burpin' still.
Gas I'm passing
Stomach's quaking so well I don't feel
'Cause I can't sleep
I can't hold still.
The only thing I really know
is I'll hurl my meal.
I can feel

Too much is always enough.
I feel the chili coming up
When these times get rough.
Cookies tossed. On the ground
Since A&W came to town
It's the meal I always want.
So yo, I'm putting it down.
Puttin' it down

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So my lunch I threw.
And now it's some kind of obvious presage.
Like a medical book Preface
Yes I know it's true.
To tell the truth, I almost always knew
So Lunch I blew.
From my ass chili oozed.
Twisted and backed up.
Knew a better lunch existed.
But I just couldn't resist it.
My stomach's riled
Now it's heaving like a wild child.
Crapped, then no paper on roll
Chili chick smiles
And yo, what's happening now?
I feel my ass breaking,
Shitting up a cloud

And the chili did spew
Shooting out on the ground.

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Hey chili momma, come and
writhe with me.
The dumbest thing you ever did
Was serve chili to me.
So,now I'm doin' this chili dancy.
Girl now thanks to you I've shit my pantsy.
So smelly... surely evil
Grabbin' at my stomach with my hand.
Now I think my crappy ending's
Due to the chili dog I had.
But you made me feel not live
Like I was surely dead.
It filled that empty space
With chili crap the space replaced
And as far as I can see,
It don't get any worse than this.
So, chili dog, here is a fart surrounded by mist.
And a belch before we kiss..

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