-> "Jay Carney"
Original Song Title:
"The Pussy Cat Song"
Parody Song Title:
Old Robert Gibbs was finishing - his White House stay,
The Press Secretary's now - a fellow named Jay .
Jay Carney! Jay...Carney!
He's a friendly little guy!
The Press Secretary gets - a clean fresh new start,
'Cause speaking for the President - is quite an art.
Art Carney! Jay...Art...Carney!
He will give the job a try.
The Secretary's got to be - honest when on,
And Gibbs's new replacement - will not be a con.
Con Carney! Jay...Art...Con...Carney!
Bet you'll never see him cry.
The Secretary has to do - his job with great care,
And even more importantly - he's got to be fair.
Fair Carney! Jay...Art...Con...Fair...Carney!
Worked for Time and they don't lie.
To work for the President - would make a man proud,
So double talk and slips of tongue - are not a-llowed.
Loud Carney! Jay...Art...Con...Fair...Loud...Carney!
Spoke for Biden - my oh my.
The new Press Secretary will be - heaven sent,
To help the President will be - his main in-tent.
Tent Carney! Jay...Art...Con...Fair...Loud...Tent...Carney!
How they hope he won't be shy.
Yes, Ms. Maddow of M.S.N.B.C.? Mr. Evan Thomas of Newsweek? Shut up, Hannity!
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