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Song Parodies -> "Autism"

Original Song Title:

"The Corner"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Common

Parody Song Title:

"Autism"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This song is about what autistic people encounter during their lives.
1st Verse:

Childhood years being born
With no words out your mouth
Reciting words from cartoons
Doing some real bad habits
Acting bad at school and going
Off topic and stacking things up on top of
one another and lining items up in
order and watching violent TV shows
About tired going to speech in school
Yelling for no apparent reason and
Yelling at somebody for doing something
Bad to you
Mental meltdowns over what you really wanted
Tantrums about missing your friends and suffering
With depression with a case of A.D.D.
Parents say we're going home and you cryin'
About the place we're departing
So they can go to work tomorrow, weekend
Or Monday
Beggin' to "please stay here"
But no you threw a humongous
Fit over something that you
Really want, you're out
Of control bawling uncontrollably
I got autism

Hook:
It's such an egregious feelin'
It's such an egregious feelin'
Oh no no, oh no no
Autistic peoples hurt each other
And get arrested, booked to jail for eternity


Spoken word:
Over-aggregated, super indulged, and combobulated
Your autism may come from ancestor who couldn't
Speak, this spectrum is flying inside your head and
Clouding your mind hurting your mind


2nd Verse:

Crying nights, fussing fights, simply trying to act right
Violent video games with no learning value
Going uncorrected, don't wanna learn nothin'
Buggin your parents about something and crying
About it, Caring mothers and teachers who are
There to preach ya
Breaking laws and rules
Snooping in other people's business
Hitting all people biting all them people
Half-done math problems
Half-done with homework
Hating doing and throwing away your homework
Maturity levels going low than expected
Blaming parents about what you did now
You're acting now like a kid now
Grown man attitude not shown now
Zoning off into space losing pure
Consciousness and falling in
La-la-land
Embarrassing yourself all of
The dang time
Autism


[Chorus]


[Spoken Word:]
Going off like Adam Lanza, hurting people, crying like a baby
Nervous of saying hi to men and new ladies and suffering
Anxiety in four winds that blow
Autism is bad
We sometimes like
to lose control
But we can't
So really be it


3rd Verse:
Bad study habits, big ol' fat F's on them papers
Doing very bad at school
Being suspended from school too many times
Getting expelled and sent to juvenile juvies
Making noises in school and getting yourself detention
They tell you stop, you don't stop, you continue
Breakin' folk's stuff and eventually getting yelled at
Unethical conduct in public and private places
Autism

[Chorus]

[Spoken Word:]
This concludes my story about
autism, the disease I had and
I overcame just about anything
And I'm so proud what I did in the past
Good night!
















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