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Song Parodies -> "Time to Get Divorced"

Original Song Title:

"Say Goodbye"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Time to Get Divorced"

Parody Written by:

Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs

The Lyrics

Look, we gotta talk.
Man, I know,
I know it's just,
It's just
Some things just don't belong in this house alright
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa
Listen.!

Baby, come here and sit down, let's talk.
I got a lot to say, so I guess I'll start by
Saying I don't love you,
And life with you surely ain't been
No walk in the park for us.
I swear I can't stay here one more minute.
You understand, we are finished! Yeah!
And I don't care, boy, if you cry,
And I don't wanna go on living a stupid lie, so

[Hook]
"Bout time I let you go
"Cause you, you really blow.
I'm on the other side of the door.
I'm just walkin' out, talk about it.
Why'd you leave those wet clothes on the wooden chest?
Boy, you're outta your head!
So, I'ma do the best thing I can and find me another man!

[Chorus]
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But I gotta make the right move
"Cause if I don't, I'm gonna lose sanity,
"Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you.
Boy, you just let me be!
I kinda gotta figure out what I need (oh)
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But you know that we gotta go our separate ways,
And I know that it's hard, but I gotta leave you
Before I'm killing you
"Cause there's never a right time,
Right time to get divorced.

Boy, I know you're suicidal,
And a thousand times I
Found myself asking, "Why, why?"
Why have I stayed here so long all these years?
But when our friends had never
Showed up at our place
And you kept on
For three whole days whining and complaining,
"Twas my boiling point!

[Hook]
"Bout time I let you go
"Cause you, you really blow.
I'm on the other side of the door.
I'm just walkin' out, talk about it.
Why'd you wipe your muddy shoes on the brand new rug?
You ain't got no brain,
You bother me at work each day;
Boy, I cannot deal with this pain!

[Chorus]
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But I gotta make the right move
"Cause if I don't, I'm gonna lose sanity,
"Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you.
Boy, you just let me be!
I kinda gotta figure out what I need (oh)
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But you know that we gotta go our separate ways,
And I know that it's hard, but I gotta leave you
Before I'm killing you
"Cause there's never a right time,
Right time to get divorced.

[Bridge]
You listen to your mom,
Not to me!
I just can't be calm, Babyhead!
I just can't stay here.
I, I can't remain here.
Go back to your mom.
Boy, you know
We should be apart, Babyhead!
I just can't stay here,
So, right now, I'm gonna walk right out!
Tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp!
Boy, you are a lazy tramp!
Hear me walk out—tramp, tramp, tramp!
Tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp!
Do you hear me walking?
Tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp!
Boy, you are a lazy tramp!
Hear me walk out—tramp, tramp, tramp!
Tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp, tramp!

[Chorus]
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But I gotta make the right move
"Cause if I don't, I'm gonna lose sanity,
"Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you.
Boy, you just let me be!
I kinda gotta figure out what I need (oh)
There's never a right time to get divorced,
But you know that we gotta go our separate ways,
And I know that it's hard, but I gotta leave you
Before I'm killing you
"Cause there's never a right time,
Right time to get divorced. [2X]















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Smarty - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to make a man cry.

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