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Song Parodies -> "The Lightning-Struck Tower"

Original Song Title:

"The Green Fields of France"

Original Performer:

Celtic Thunder

Parody Song Title:

"The Lightning-Struck Tower"

Parody Written by:

Bilbopooh

The Lyrics

This is a song from Dumbledore's perspective as he speaks to Draco atop the tower in the 27th chapter of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
Well, how do you do, young Draco Malfoy?
Do you mind if we speak for a moment, my boy?
Your face seems so pale, but please don't be alarmed,
For you've caught me alone and completely unarmed.
I hear by the clatter reaching us from below
You've succeeded in letting in Death Eaters, so
You may wait till they come here to deal the death blow,
For killing is harder than the innocent know.

Will you lower your weapon and allow me to step in?
Will you stop while your soul is untarnished and whole?
Will you trust the benevolent will win?
Will you veer from the path of a villain?

I'm impressed with your efforts. You've thought this thing through.
The Vanishing Cabinets... How clever of you!
And magical coins and a brainwashed barmaid.
It's time I applauded you, Draco. Well played!
I know desperation has been driving you, son,
But please, while the damage is yet to be done,
Turn away from the darkness of Voldemort's side.
I'll offer protection and I'll help you to hide.

Will you lower your weapon and allow me to step in?
Will you stop while your soul is untarnished and whole?
Will you trust the benevolent will win?
Will you veer from the path of a villain?

Now, Draco Malfoy, I can't help but suspect
Your heart isn't in this. With all due respect,
Did you really believe that the necklace you cursed
And the mead that you poisoned would come to me first?
They were feeble attempts, and most fortunately,
Your victims were not injured permanently.
Now I hope you'll go over your options with me,
For it's my mercy now, and not yours, that is key.

Will you lower your weapon and allow me to step in?
Will you stop while your soul is untarnished and whole?
Will you trust the benevolent will win?
Will you veer from the path of a villain?
Will you veer from the path of a villain?
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Old Man Ribber - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know the movie, but I'm sure you nailed it. ;D
Phil N - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Neither do I, but still liked it
Bilbopooh - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks! I thought this scene kinda got short shrift in the movie, but it's one of my favorite conversations in the book series.

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