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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Eat Pizza Crust"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

Cascada

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Eat Pizza Crust"

Parody Written by:

Raphaella So

The Lyrics

Well I personally don't eat pizza crust and we had pizza for lunch at school today. So I got a good idea to write a parody on that!
I still have that after-taste of the stinky cheese
I still keep that crust you gave me
The last time we touched, it was 5 years ago
I believe that the crust was that old.

I don't eat pizza crust
'Cus it reminds me
Our own experience
Having to survive
After eating expired crust
That sure was just full
Of bad taste in my mind.
I don't eat pizza crust
Or I will throw up
Never eat pizza crust
Or sure, I will die
Can't you see that I can't stand
Pizza crust until
I find spiders alive.

I feel like throwing up before surgery
Surgery in my stomach, it's sickly
But I have to stand it 'cus mistakably
I ate pizza crust in my dreams.

I don't eat pizza crust
'Cus it reminds me
Our own experience
Having to survive
After eating expired crust
That sure was just full
Of bad taste in my mind.
I don't eat pizza crust
Or I will throw up
Never eat pizza crust
Or sure, I will die
Can't you see that I can't stand
Pizza crust until
I find spiders alive.

I don't eat pizza crust
'Cus it reminds me
Our own experience
Having to survive
After eating expired crust
That sure was just full
Of bad taste in my mind.
You are welcome to use my lyrics, but just please credit me as Raphaella So!

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Max Powered - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
School pizza is a disgrace to all pizzas.
Liza - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I totally agree

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