Song Parodies -> Every Mime I Punch
| Original Song Title: | "Everytime we touch" |
| Original Performer: | Cascada |
| Parody Song Title: | "Every Mime I Punch" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
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I can't hear your voice when you're trying to scream
This dude feels my touch, when choking
Outliving the silence when seeing you cry
I'll beat you, but I don't know why
With every mime I punch, you get a beating
And every mime I kick, I make that clown fly
Man that's gotta smart, beat *ss
And soon you'll wear cast
Beat you while your tied
With every mime I punch, I feel satanic
And every mime I kick in box he can't whine
I may have broke your heart, knees, elbow
And why? I dunno
Stab you with that knife*
(Crappy techno solo)
My harm causes hassle
Facepaint needs to die
Each swipe brings some cheers
Bid goodbye
From hood come the bad mimes
Who begin to brawl
A quiet uprise makes me bawl
I'm getting mimely punched, I'm getting beatings
And those suspender whips, are whacking my thighs
I should have never start beat *ss
Cause now I have cast
Frenchies sure can fight
Cause ever mime I punched has gone traumatic
And every mime I kicked, now leech to behind
Can't you phone the police?! Go!!!!!!!
Don't touch the afro!!!!
Or stab me with that knife!!!!
(More crappy techno)
Cause d*mn those mimes can punch
They got me squealing
Like a cat I try to hiss
I swear losing my mind
What the heck is, "Fart eat bass?"
That brain cell was last
With mimes don't pick a fight
This dude feels my touch, when choking
Outliving the silence when seeing you cry
I'll beat you, but I don't know why
With every mime I punch, you get a beating
And every mime I kick, I make that clown fly
Man that's gotta smart, beat *ss
And soon you'll wear cast
Beat you while your tied
With every mime I punch, I feel satanic
And every mime I kick in box he can't whine
I may have broke your heart, knees, elbow
And why? I dunno
Stab you with that knife*
(Crappy techno solo)
My harm causes hassle
Facepaint needs to die
Each swipe brings some cheers
Bid goodbye
From hood come the bad mimes
Who begin to brawl
A quiet uprise makes me bawl
I'm getting mimely punched, I'm getting beatings
And those suspender whips, are whacking my thighs
I should have never start beat *ss
Cause now I have cast
Frenchies sure can fight
Cause ever mime I punched has gone traumatic
And every mime I kicked, now leech to behind
Can't you phone the police?! Go!!!!!!!
Don't touch the afro!!!!
Or stab me with that knife!!!!
(More crappy techno)
Cause d*mn those mimes can punch
They got me squealing
Like a cat I try to hiss
I swear losing my mind
What the heck is, "Fart eat bass?"
That brain cell was last
With mimes don't pick a fight
*http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/greenday37.shtml "Don't Mess With The Mime!!!!!!!"
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"(More crappy techno)" ... LOL !
Beatings aren't funny, stabbings aren't funny, mimes aren't funny. But beating and stabbing a mime, why is it so funny and 555 calories?
no jury in the land would convict ya
Kind of a Clockwork Mime... Thanks guys
You did an awesome job stove. And yes, mimes scare me too xD
the good thing about punching mimes of course is that they can never cry for help (it's in the rules) - and the last place a mime should visit in his off-hours would seem to be amiright - funny stuff Matthias - 555
Great job! lol XD The crappy techno song on my profile for myspace has been wonderfully made fun of. :]
If a mime falls in the forest, and no one's around..does it make a sound?...
Excellent parody, 555's
LOL... this is one of the best of the day...
Wow, great to see the mime frenzy is still going strong, heh heh.
HAHAHAHA. That made me laugh so flippin hard. Aweome. 555.
(ABC E) That's a punchy parody.
(ABC3) That punchy rhythm just fit so well with the subject matter, and so perfectly on pace and in rhyme that it sounded like the actual words! Well crafted parody writing here on an obscure little song.
"Facepaint needs to die" sums it up nicely. 555
The above comment is for ABC3-E.
(ABC) What Johnny D pseudo-mimed above!
(ABC3E) See above!
I can't really agree that there is anything funny about punching clowns (unless you're playing), but the pacing is good. A little too heavy on the profanity, though. Cussing should be done in moderation (lol). -- MM
I said the word *ss twice, seriously people in an Amish Commune would let me get away with that!
If you didn't know Mike is short for Matthias.....
(ABC3E) They chose to be mimes - nobody forced them into it - therefore I have no sympathy for them - sock it to em, matthias - 555
A mime is a terrible thing to waste. I expected the OS to be Every Breath You Take by the Police. Anyway, nice job!
ABC: Everyone else pretty much covers it, 5s
(ABC3E) While I usually don't advocate punching anybody (James Blunt excluded), this was pretty good. 545
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