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Song Parodies -> "Every Mime I Punch"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime we touch"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Every Mime I Punch"

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The Lyrics

DKTOS???? Just go here
I can't hear your voice when you're trying to scream
This dude feels my touch, when choking
Outliving the silence when seeing you cry
I'll beat you, but I don't know why

With every mime I punch, you get a beating
And every mime I kick, I make that clown fly
Man that's gotta smart, beat *ss
And soon you'll wear cast
Beat you while your tied

With every mime I punch, I feel satanic
And every mime I kick in box he can't whine
I may have broke your heart, knees, elbow
And why? I dunno
Stab you with that knife*

(Crappy techno solo)

My harm causes hassle
Facepaint needs to die
Each swipe brings some cheers
Bid goodbye
From hood come the bad mimes
Who begin to brawl
A quiet uprise makes me bawl

I'm getting mimely punched, I'm getting beatings
And those suspender whips, are whacking my thighs
I should have never start beat *ss
Cause now I have cast
Frenchies sure can fight

Cause ever mime I punched has gone traumatic
And every mime I kicked, now leech to behind
Can't you phone the police?! Go!!!!!!!
Don't touch the afro!!!!
Or stab me with that knife!!!!

(More crappy techno)

Cause d*mn those mimes can punch
They got me squealing
Like a cat I try to hiss
I swear losing my mind
What the heck is, "Fart eat bass?"
That brain cell was last
With mimes don't pick a fight
* "Don't Mess With The Mime!!!!!!!"

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 23

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Johnny D - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
"(More crappy techno)" ... LOL !
Stephen Harrington - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Beatings aren't funny, stabbings aren't funny, mimes aren't funny. But beating and stabbing a mime, why is it so funny and 555 calories?
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
no jury in the land would convict ya
Matthias - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Kind of a Clockwork Mime... Thanks guys
Anna - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
You did an awesome job stove. And yes, mimes scare me too xD
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
the good thing about punching mimes of course is that they can never cry for help (it's in the rules) - and the last place a mime should visit in his off-hours would seem to be amiright - funny stuff Matthias - 555
Aubree - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! lol XD The crappy techno song on my profile for myspace has been wonderfully made fun of. :]
AFW - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
If a mime falls in the forest, and no one's around..does it make a sound?...
Larry Hensley - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, 555's
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... this is one of the best of the day...
Red Ant - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, great to see the mime frenzy is still going strong, heh heh.
Lime - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA. That made me laugh so flippin hard. Aweome. 555.
Adagio - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC E) That's a punchy parody.
Agrimorfee - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) That punchy rhythm just fit so well with the subject matter, and so perfectly on pace and in rhyme that it sounded like the actual words! Well crafted parody writing here on an obscure little song.
Rick C - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"Facepaint needs to die" sums it up nicely. 555
Rick C - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
The above comment is for ABC3-E.
Johnny D - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Johnny D pseudo-mimed above!
Red Ant - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) See above!
Michael McVey - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't really agree that there is anything funny about punching clowns (unless you're playing), but the pacing is good. A little too heavy on the profanity, though. Cussing should be done in moderation (lol). -- MM
Mike - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I said the word *ss twice, seriously people in an Amish Commune would let me get away with that!
Matthias - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If you didn't know Mike is short for Matthias.....
Stuart McArthur - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) They chose to be mimes - nobody forced them into it - therefore I have no sympathy for them - sock it to em, matthias - 555
Jeff Reuben - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A mime is a terrible thing to waste. I expected the OS to be Every Breath You Take by the Police. Anyway, nice job!
Josh 2 - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC: Everyone else pretty much covers it, 5s
Kristof Robertson - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) While I usually don't advocate punching anybody (James Blunt excluded), this was pretty good. 545
Andria - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decathlon Round 3 Part 10) Excellent, my first experience with the OS was via YouTube on a second tab on my browser, and it paced well. Rhyming and content were great as well. Not a big fan of mimes, so that was even better. 5s.
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decath3R10) Congratulations, Matt! You just sent those mimes flying in a 3-Ring Circus! You sure had a great time brawling with those mimes, eh? I echo all comments above! Who knows? Maybe those mimes happen to be vampires, or hard core burglars/serial killers in disguise. There are some mimes that can have evil personalities. You just sent 555 mimes out flying with this one!
Abbott Skelding - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Dec3R10- Awesome job! I didn't know what song it was until it got to the chorus, very nice! 555
DJ Blaze - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL, I did a parody of this song about the Super Smash Bros. character Captain Falcon. Looks like we're both writing punchy parodies to this one. Hilarious and near-perfect pacing. 555
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
(Dec3) What did those mimes ever do to you? Oh yeah, they were mimes. 555!
Arwen - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Decathlon...Mimes always make me laugh because they make me think of Terry Tate. =) Coincidentally, beating people up also makes me think of Terry Tate. Finally, thinking Terry Tate makes me does this parody. Basically...this is a win. =)

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