Song Parodies -> Everytime I Hurl

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

Cascada

  
Parody Song Title:

"Everytime I Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Rachel

I had a big pizza, some steak, and some cheese
My mom says that's too much for me (for me)
It wasn't a pretty sight, later that night
It felt like I couldn't survive

'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.

Cause everytime I hurl, I start to panic,
Cause everytime I'm sick, I know I will cry.
I can hear my stomach churn,
I think I have learned,
Not to order too much fries.

I'm an emetophobic,
As you can see.
The 'rents say that I
Should not scream.
'Cause it is just food that
Comes out of your mouth.
That just smells like an old trout



'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.

Cause everytime I hurl, I start to panic,
Cause everytime I'm sick, I know I will cry.
I can hear my stomach churn,
I think I have learned,
Not to order too much fries.


'Cause everytime I hurl, I get this feeling
That everytime I'm sick, I think I will die.
I know it's just a stomach flu
But it makes me blue
Cause I know I'm not so fine.













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