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Song Parodies -> "Need to Solve for Pi"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

Cascada

Parody Song Title:

"Need to Solve for Pi"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

Just a song about the irrational number pi and frivolous attempts to memorize it and learn more about it.
I still know my choice,
Not root of two or e,
Memorize you much,
It's my dream.
So give me your digits,
Forget x and y,
Without you there are no radii

'Cause every time I rush,
My mind is reeling,
And numbers that I miss,
I must memorize,
Can't you feel this circle math,
Which digit is last?
Need to solve for pi
'Cause every time I rush,
It's automatic,
And numbers that I miss,
I rationalize,
Can't you feel this math ratio?
Three one four and more,
I want to solve for pi

Circumference: no hassle,
You times two radii,
Yourself and r squared multiplied;
You help with the cosines,
Sines, tangents, them all.
You make grades rise when they fall

'Cause every time I rush,
My mind is reeling,
And numbers that I miss,
I must memorize,
Can't you feel this circle math,
Which digit is last?
Need to solve for pi
'Cause every time I rush,
It's automatic,
And numbers that I miss,
I rationalize,
Can't you feel this math ratio?
Three one four and more,
I want to solve for pi

'Cause every time I rush,
My mind is reeling,
And numbers that I miss,
I must memorize,
Can't you feel this circle math,
Which digit is last?
Need to solve for pi

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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angela - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
woow nice lyrics..lol...i was listening to my ipod and reading the lyrics at the same time...i was listeing to the techno version...well i no how its like to struggle with pil...
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
555 for the pitaster.
Raphaella So - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
"You make grades rise when they fall" shud be "You make your grades rise when they fall" cus it makes better sense and it fits better. but nice job!
Lauren (H!) - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow...math jokes are always the best. Math parodies = even better! "Can't you feel this circle math?" is probably the funniest line I've read in a long time.

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