-> "No-Abortion"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' The Life (Jimmy Buffet Only Wrote About)"
(MP3)
Original Performer:
Brent Burns
Parody Song Title:
"No-Abortion"
The Lyrics
You could be liberal or conservative
Killing innocent babies
I'd rather they live
I'm also anti-choice about murder and theft
But it just seems there's no reasoning with the left
Well, I am pro-life
I am just against infanticide
While you're killing children
I'm just straining to keep them alive
Put the baby up for adoption
It appears you'd prefer the easiest option
Hope the Supreme Court bans abortion everywhere
All the feminazis are waving their signs
They're voting for Kerry and they're forming huge lines
Kerry says that they can kill the unborn
Won't be long til' this nation's completely torn
Stealing babies' lives
You shouldn't have the right to do that
Well, whoever thought of abortion sure is a dirty rat
The idea really irritates me
It's just got to be made illegal, can't you see
'Cause killing a life shouldn't be practiced about
Abortion is something you shouldn't do
So how would you feel
If your mom aborted you
Not too good, 'cause
Well, abortion never should have even been thought about
Doctors rake the money
Every time that they suck the life out
You sure would have to be really mean
To simply go out and kill innocent babies
'Cause taking their lives
Is just wrong without a doubt
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