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Song Parodies -> "Boom Boom Zelda"

Original Song Title:

"Boom Boom Pow"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Boom Boom Zelda"

Parody Written by:

R 'N R

The Lyrics

The Story of Zelda (Specifically Ocarina of Time) as told by its characters
Droping Tektites, Droping Tektites
Droping Tektites, Dropping T-t-t-tektites, tektites

Sages:
Gonondorf, He is evil
Gonondorf, He is evil
Gonondorf, He is evil
Gonondorf, He is evil

Ganondorf, Now
Ganondorf, Now
Gonondorf,
Ganondorf,

Link:
Yo, I got the Sword of Evil's Bane
Evil's blood spilling out like rain
I'm the hero of this age
Filled with rage

The timeline is split
Neither history's legit
Still I'll kill that Ganon, now
Jump Attack, Ra!-Ra!-Heya!

Ganondorf:
I would like that Triforce now
But the other two got the Gold Power
They're awakening the sages
Teaming up outside my tower

Hyrule is mine to claim
Them sages powers are lame
I'll bring the doom, doom, doom
That's Hyrule's doom, doom, doom
Let me have it now

Sages:
Doom, doom, doom, gotta stop it
Doom, doom, doom, gotta seal him
Doom, doom, doom, gotta stop it
Doom, doom, doom, gotta seal him

Doom, doom, doom, now
Doom, doom, doom, now
Doom, doom, doom
Doom, doom, doom

Rauru: Stuck in the Seven Sages room
Darmani: My people saw the dragon zoom
Ruto: Well I got captured and frozen too,
Link is uncommitted, uh

Saria: I play my song for peace
Impa: My temples filled with disease
Nabooru: I'd rather deal with that
Than Ganon's surrogate hags

Gonondorf:
I'm a beast when I transform
Though not as bad as Moldorm
Darker, Stronger, More Bad Ass
Kicking yours 'till the last

Just don't use the Arrows of Light
'cause then I cannot fight
Ride your epona to the gate
stop dat doom doom in your town

Malon:
People in the town
Ganon's wrath is coming down
but if we wait seven years
H.O.T will clear our fears, now

Link:
I be slashing them keese, HYA HYA
I be slashing them keese, HY-HY-HY-HYA

Here we go, here we go, I got the Master Sword
Trying to stop that doom, doom
Keese so big, they're taking away two hearts
Right before the Boss Room

Hate getting hit by those, ORBS! ORBS!
Hate getting hit by those

At least there's jars here
That'd be a cheap move

Fans:
Don't let Link sp-p-p-eak!
D-D-D-D-Don't let L-L-L-Link speak!
Don't let Link spe..

Link:
I break people's jars
I steal their rupees

Zelda:
la-la-la-la-Link, you are a legend now
But you never finished being a child
So now I'll send you back to then
With my super awesome powers

It'll be before this began
this wasn't part of my plan
I'm such a fool, fool, fool
Hey Are we cool, cool, cool?
Let me send you back\par

Link:
We are done, Navi come back!
We are done, Navi come back!
We are done, Navi come back!
We are done, Navi come back!

Game Over, Now
Game Over, Now
Game Over
Game Over

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R [rob] - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
The \Par on that one line above is NOT intentional. When the document was saved, there was a lot random coding thrown on to it, and we did our best to get rid of it before posting, but that one piece got through.
Cody Slusher - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Cool ryhme scheme.
Medemia - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it. I love Zelda (had a recent parody myself). Even though I never had the chance to play Ocarina of Time, sounds like the typical Zelda plot. Gonna have to see if I can pick it up somewhere.

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