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Song Parodies -> "Studs Up"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Studs Up"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

This is a story about some old-school soccer players who likes to slide tackle people against their victims. The tacklers are accusing them of feinting, and they confronted each other,
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

We're tryin' to keep them low
But we're still losing control
We're not tryin' to go berserk
But our discipline's the worst
And it's crazy
Why we upset the ref's here
I think that guy is feinting

Well, our tackles are fine, you know
The shots are hard, studs up
Yet it gets the ball, not the man, you know
Legal, perfectly fine, you know

Things that players say and do
I lose the ball, I'll get it wit' you
Hold him on point, I'll slide and get the ball
That's why: Red cards? Not that I recall

But then something got out of hand
The guy was clutching the incorrect leg
Even though I never touched his shin pads (Bullshit)
You know he's acting that he hurt his leg (Bullshit)
How did you make up all the lies, huh?
That's why: Next time, I'm for real; I'll hurt your legs

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

We're tryin' to keep them low
But we're still losing control
We're not tryin' to go berserk
But our discipline's the worst
And it's crazy
Why we upset the ref's here
I think that guy is feinting

Why is it you will go [and] create this farce?
It's non-contact, stop being a stupid ass
Why is it that you just lose control?
Every time you'll agree on keeping studs low

So why the shots got to be so damn rough
Cause wimps and stars do never want to see their blood
Show them the studs they'll be getting
Didn't touch them anywhere, still they start complaining

The ref's are trying to get us to listen
Fighting with each other has become our tradition
Jabs and hooks, then we all start a row
Got owners from the upper row saying "Who the Hell"

Wh... wh... wh... wh...
Who the hell?
What the hell is going down?
Too much of the bickering
Get on with the game and

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

We're tryin' to keep them low
But we're still losing control
We're not tryin' to go berserk
But our discipline's the worst
And it's crazy
Why we upset the ref's here
I think that guy is feinting

Oh...

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

[Team A Captain]
Dude, my studs missed his leg
Why were you complaining?

[Team B player]
I've never been a whiner
But you can tackle better

[Team A Captain]
Believe me we will do bad
Let's forget the past
And let's split up, go play

[Team B player]
Why? 'Cause it's the same old routine
And the next play, I hear him scream

[Team A Captain]
Word? He's been bitchin' 'bout the way we play

[Team B player]
Is that right
'Cause you hurt that guy, knees popped, IR], last Saturday
[IR - Injured Reserve, meaning he is out for the rest of the season.]

[Team A Captain]
He tripped his own foot then

[Team B player]
No, he ain’t

[Team A Captain]
He tripped his own foot then

[Team B player]
No, he ain’t

[A Team]
He tripped his own foot then

[Team B player]
You hurt that poor, young thing
Same insane tactics
Compensation, I
WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Studs up, just man up, studs up
Clean him up, just man up, studs up

[Team A Captain]
Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies
(Is that how it is)

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies
(Is that how it is)

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies
(Is that how it is)

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies
(Is that how it is)

Stop the blaming, ladies
Leave if you can’t take it
(Is that how it is)

Stop the talking, ladies
Or I’ll start stomping, ladies
(Is that how it is)

Stop the blaming, ladies
Leave if you can’t take it
(Is that how it is)

Is that how it is
Is that how it is
Is that how it is
Is that how it is
Site name">Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up

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