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Song Parodies -> "Geordi La Forge"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Mess With My Heart"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Geordi La Forge"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Oh no no no, it's Geordi La Forge
Oh no no no, it's Geordi La Forge
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby

Boy you know he's blind (yeah)
He's never out of his mind [phaser fire sound]
Is he alone helplessly?
Although this guy can hardly see
No one messed with this blind man
Quite more than just a helmsman
But you don't mind if I doubt him (I'm only blind)
Well let's talk about him
Oh no no no, it's Geordi La Forge

Holodeck session, session
I'm starting a mission, mission
Geordi, you got some comfort
Since you wore that helpful visor
I'm never dressed like a dwarf
Interestin' in Klingons like Worf
And I'm interested in Riker too
Come on [La Forge: "That's gratitude for you."]

He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
Oh no no no, it's Geordi La Forge

85 to 90 percent (of what)
Of Geordi's vision
Had been lost throughout his life
Though he did had a wife
(So what) He once stayed up all night
To fix a shuttle craft all right
That had solved one problem
Picard only mentioned
Oh no no no, it's Geordi La Forge

He's not compared to some nerd
Whose name was Wesley Crusher
He's more of a lieutenant
Someday he'll be a captain
If you say "That reminds me
Of Mortal Kombat's Kenshi."
He never caught aneurysm
Hoped for his lack of vision
Aw yeah, check it out

He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby
He's still here on the Enterprise
He'd always stayed with us, baby
With us, baby

Don't ya worry about him, Picard
Cause you know he was hardly a wimp, Picard
Don't ya worry about him, Picard
Cause you know he was hardly a wimp, Picard

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